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Re: The Bible
« Reply #325 on: January 17, 2017, 01:26:27 PM »
No doubt it was dealing with the charge to send money to Palestine, or something.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #326 on: January 17, 2017, 01:27:15 PM »
Strong guy who was strong from magic hair but some broad cut it and then he was pud. He killed like a thousand dudes with the jaw bone of an irl ass iirc. Pretty brutal weapon.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #327 on: January 17, 2017, 01:28:19 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #328 on: January 17, 2017, 01:28:36 PM »
Like Hercules but not fake (fake)

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #329 on: January 17, 2017, 01:29:23 PM »
The guy who rode around on his ass and would repeatedly beat his ass for no good reason so god gave his ass the power to speak and his ass asked him why the guy beat him so, and the guy felt super guilty.
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #330 on: January 17, 2017, 01:30:06 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

Do the math m.g.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #331 on: January 17, 2017, 01:30:34 PM »
Strong guy who was strong from magic hair but some broad cut it and then he was pud. He killed like a thousand dudes with the jaw bone of an irl ass iirc. Pretty brutal weapon.

Yeah, but after he became pud, the evil dudes chained him up to 2 pillars and he prayed to god for the strength to kill himself by pulling the building down on top of him. God granted him that strength, even though suicide is a sin.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #332 on: January 17, 2017, 01:33:00 PM »
Devil and Jesus go on an irl vision quest to the desert. Buddy comedy movie ft. James Franco and that guy who I can't remember his name but is in those movies with him all the time.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #333 on: January 17, 2017, 01:36:20 PM »
Revelations. Nobody even knows who wrote it. So like this obvious bad boomer trip written by some mystery dude gets allowed in?

Well, the Apostle John wrote Revelation, which is sometimes titled as "The Revelation of John".  You might be thinking of Hebrews?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #334 on: January 17, 2017, 01:37:44 PM »
Revelations. Nobody even knows who wrote it. So like this obvious bad boomer trip written by some mystery dude gets allowed in?

Well, the Apostle John wrote Revelation, which is sometimes titled as "The Revelation of John".  You might be thinking of Hebrews?

Wrong

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #335 on: January 17, 2017, 01:37:58 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

Do the math m.g.

So incest was ok back then?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #336 on: January 17, 2017, 01:38:21 PM »
Then there is the story of Job, where God and Satan catch each other at the urinal and bet each other $1 that Job wouldn't be so high and mighty if he lost his family, health, and livelihood. Job gets pretty pissed off, but never quite breaks. God is pleased that he won the $1 bet, so he blesses Job with new children who were better than the ones he lost earlier.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #337 on: January 17, 2017, 01:38:26 PM »
Lots of rules have changed

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #338 on: January 17, 2017, 01:38:54 PM »
Devil and Jesus go on an irl vision quest to the desert. Buddy comedy movie ft. James Franco and that guy who I can't remember his name but is in those movies with him all the time.

Is Seth Rogen Jesus or the devil?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #339 on: January 17, 2017, 01:39:31 PM »
Revelations. Nobody even knows who wrote it. So like this obvious bad boomer trip written by some mystery dude gets allowed in?

Well, the Apostle John wrote Revelation, which is sometimes titled as "The Revelation of John".  You might be thinking of Hebrews?

Wrong

Well I'm pretty sure though.
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #340 on: January 17, 2017, 01:40:20 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

Do the math m.g.

So incest was ok back then?

After eating the apple, I think we can all agree that something like incest isn't that big of a deal. 

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #341 on: January 17, 2017, 01:40:28 PM »
How about those three guys who got thrown into a furnace and nothing happened to them.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #342 on: January 17, 2017, 01:41:06 PM »
Devil and Jesus go on an irl vision quest to the desert. Buddy comedy movie ft. James Franco and that guy who I can't remember his name but is in those movies with him all the time.

Is Seth Rogen Jesus or the devil?

No way Franco can play anything but the Devil, imo.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #343 on: January 17, 2017, 01:41:44 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

The theory is that since they were genetically perfect that they wouldn't have created dumb-dumbs by breeding, it would have taken a while (generations) for that to happen.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #344 on: January 17, 2017, 01:46:01 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

The theory is that since they were genetically perfect that they wouldn't have created dumb-dumbs by breeding, it would have taken a while (generations) for that to happen.

I think it's of note that I'm not a Christian. But there are plenty of reasons more condemning of that religion than this.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #345 on: January 17, 2017, 01:46:57 PM »
Can anyone tell me how two people (Adam & Eve) populated the world without any incest involved?

Do the math m.g.

So incest was ok back then?
Incest was practiced for a very long time.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #346 on: January 17, 2017, 01:48:06 PM »
So apparently God didn't have a problem with incest until he gave Moses a list of rules on some stone tablets.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #347 on: January 17, 2017, 01:48:09 PM »
And stevesie is correct. Incest doesn't equal physical and mental defects.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #348 on: January 17, 2017, 01:48:37 PM »
Incest is a commandment?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #349 on: January 17, 2017, 01:51:06 PM »
That's not a commandment.