Author Topic: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired (Read 5053 times)

_33 · « **on:** February 11, 2016, 08:13:38 AM »

Since apparently a continual downward spiral, mass player defections, past history of getting worse and worse at previous program, zero NCAA tournament wins, 2 straight seasons missing the NCAA tournament, a squeeky voice, annoying/awkward demeanor, 3-8 conference record, killing the OOD, and being a boring loser aren't enough to fire someone I think we should brainstorm some ideas.

I watched a few minutes of the game last night and now I care again and am mad and now my mission should I choose to accept it which I did is to get oscar Weber fired.

You can list your ideas below.

_33 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:36:26 AM »

Frame him for murder. (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)

Aggievillian · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:51:53 AM »

Hide receipts for illegal things in the trash can at Dillons.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:54:53 AM »

Arrange breakfast with Curry, so he can personally witness oscar putting ketchup on his eggs.

Aggievillian · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:57:23 AM »

Mess up his lawn so bad that he misses a few games fixing it...

Oscar does his own lawn...

_33 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:12:29 AM »

Everyone disregard this thread. I stopped caring again.

michigancat · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:36:32 AM »

BostonPancake · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:45:33 AM »

Fire Currie

#firejohncurrieistan

EMAWican · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:19:27 AM »

Have someone with no hands go to a game and sue K-State for Oscar's despicable "HANDS!" comments and associated gestures.

Trim · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:22:58 AM »

Terminate Schulz and Currie.

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:23:45 AM »

Ok. Sure.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:24:13 AM »

HeyHeyHo John Currie has got to go.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:30:31 AM »

Quote from: BostonPancake on February 11, 2016, 09:45:33 AM

Fire Currie

#firejohncurrieistan

CHONGS · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2016, 10:31:17 AM »

I dunno, they are both doing what they were hired to do.

Ptolemy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:05:25 AM »

I'VE GOT IT!

Two words: Neck Brace.

Nothing soured the tucks on Wooldridge more than the appearance of their coach on the sidelines with a neck brace after his neck surgery. Getting oscar to have to wear one this season would do the trick. It worked with Wooldridge - he was fired in the neck brace year.

The key is injuring his neck.

* We could designate someone to run up behind him and call his name really loud.
* Someone sneak into his bedroom late at night and prop up his pillows really high.

Ideas?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:13:56 AM »

If oscar can't get oscar fired, I really don't know what we can do

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:33:00 AM »

don't let ku lose in manhattan like they did the past 2 years and this will get fixed in no time

'taterblast · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:40:55 AM »

make him be consistently good, make him win games in the tourney every time he's there, but also make him cuss and make mean faces, and then make one of his players sit out because of a crumpled up receipt on the floor.

kslim · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:44:44 AM »

sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back

Ted Stryker · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:45:52 AM »

Convince the president or a.d. that the 'try hard' charts are both racist and violate TitleIX.

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:52:47 AM »

Quote from: kslim on February 11, 2016, 11:44:44 AM

sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back

If this story is true, then

ednksu · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:05:52 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 11, 2016, 08:36:26 AM

Frame him for murder. (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)

Didn't Baylor do this? I mean it seems like last year was a better opportunity to frame this up, what with the rampant marijuana cigarette use.

Ptolemy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:26:58 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on February 11, 2016, 12:05:52 PM

Quote from: _33 on February 11, 2016, 08:36:26 AM
Frame him for murder. (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)
Didn't Baylor do this? I mean it seems like last year was a better opportunity to frame this up, what with the rampant marijuana cigarette use.

Not sure that would do it. That would require Currie to

a. Admit he erred in hiring a new basketball coach, and
b. Admit he hired someone who could kill another person.

Framing oscar for murder to get him fired WOULD make for a great HBO miniseries...Christopher Walken could play oscar.

Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2016, 11:33:00 AM

don't let ku lose in manhattan like they did the past 2 years and this will get fixed in no time

Somewhat similar, but losing to KU in football would get him fired.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:32:43 PM »

pete's right. if we really want weber gone, then our time is better spent trying to come up with ways to make the football team suck.