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Title: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: _33 on February 11, 2016, 08:13:38 AM
Since apparently a continual downward spiral, mass player defections, past history of getting worse and worse at previous program, zero NCAA tournament wins, 2 straight seasons missing the NCAA tournament, a squeeky voice, annoying/awkward demeanor, 3-8 conference record, killing the OOD, and being a boring loser aren't enough to fire someone I think we should brainstorm some ideas.

I watched a few minutes of the game last night and now I care again and am mad and now my mission should I choose to accept it which I did is to get oscar Weber fired.

You can list your ideas below.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: _33 on February 11, 2016, 08:36:26 AM
Frame him for murder.  (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Aggievillian on February 11, 2016, 08:51:53 AM
Hide receipts for illegal things in the trash can at Dillons.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Fldermaus on February 11, 2016, 08:54:53 AM
Arrange breakfast with Curry, so he can personally witness oscar putting ketchup on his eggs.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Aggievillian on February 11, 2016, 08:57:23 AM
Mess up his lawn so bad that he misses a few games fixing it...

Oscar does his own lawn... (http://deadspin.com/140096/oscar-webers-lawn-exploits)
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: _33 on February 11, 2016, 09:12:29 AM
Everyone disregard this thread.  I stopped caring again.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: michigancat on February 11, 2016, 09:36:32 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: BostonPancake on February 11, 2016, 09:45:33 AM
Fire Currie

#firejohncurrieistan
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: EMAWican on February 11, 2016, 10:19:27 AM
Have someone with no hands go to a game and sue K-State for Oscar's despicable "HANDS!" comments and associated gestures.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Trim on February 11, 2016, 10:22:58 AM
Terminate Schulz and Currie.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2016, 10:23:45 AM
Ok. Sure.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 11, 2016, 10:24:13 AM
HeyHeyHo John Currie has got to go.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 11, 2016, 10:30:31 AM
Fire Currie

#firejohncurrieistan
:cheers:
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: CHONGS on February 11, 2016, 10:31:17 AM
I dunno, they are both doing what they were hired to do.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Ptolemy on February 11, 2016, 11:05:25 AM
I'VE GOT IT!

Two words: Neck Brace.

Nothing soured the tucks on Wooldridge more than the appearance of their coach on the sidelines with a neck brace after his neck surgery. Getting oscar to have to wear one this season would do the trick. It worked with Wooldridge - he was fired in the neck brace year.

The key is injuring his neck.

* We could designate someone to run up behind him and call his name really loud.
* Someone sneak into his bedroom late at night and prop up his pillows really high.

Ideas?
 
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: ChiComCat on February 11, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
If oscar can't get oscar fired, I really don't know what we can do
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2016, 11:33:00 AM
don't let ku lose in manhattan like they did the past 2 years and this will get fixed in no time
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: 'taterblast on February 11, 2016, 11:40:55 AM
make him be consistently good, make him win games in the tourney every time he's there, but also make him cuss and make mean faces, and then make one of his players sit out because of a crumpled up receipt on the floor.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: kslim on February 11, 2016, 11:44:44 AM
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Ted Stryker on February 11, 2016, 11:45:52 AM
Convince the president or a.d. that the 'try hard' charts are both racist and violate TitleIX.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 11, 2016, 11:52:47 AM
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back

If this story is true, then  :clap:
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: ednksu on February 11, 2016, 12:05:52 PM
Frame him for murder.  (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)
Didn't Baylor do this?  I mean it seems like last year was a better opportunity to frame this up, what with the rampant marijuana cigarette use.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Ptolemy on February 11, 2016, 12:26:58 PM
Frame him for murder.  (not like murder of the ksu basketball program, I mean of a real person)
Didn't Baylor do this?  I mean it seems like last year was a better opportunity to frame this up, what with the rampant marijuana cigarette use.

Not sure that would do it. That would require Currie to

a. Admit he erred in hiring a new basketball coach, and
b. Admit he hired someone who could kill another person.

Framing oscar for murder to get him fired WOULD make for a great HBO miniseries...Christopher Walken could play oscar.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2016, 12:31:08 PM

don't let ku lose in manhattan like they did the past 2 years and this will get fixed in no time

Somewhat similar, but losing to KU in football would get him fired.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 11, 2016, 12:32:43 PM
pete's right. if we really want weber gone, then our time is better spent trying to come up with ways to make the football team suck.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 11, 2016, 12:35:40 PM
pete's right. if we really want weber gone, then our time is better spent trying to come up with ways to make the football team suck.

Welp, just kick your feet up and relax then. It's all taking care of itself  :gocho:
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Trim on February 11, 2016, 12:41:52 PM
This all seems a little extreme.  At Illinois of all places, all it took was a gradual dropoff over time following him leading the old coach's guys to a national title game.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Brock Landers on February 11, 2016, 12:45:48 PM
How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2016, 12:52:12 PM
Could we get him to go full Joe Montgomery?
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: The Big Train on February 11, 2016, 12:56:07 PM
Just jump out in front of his car
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: catastrophe on February 11, 2016, 01:06:30 PM

How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

Would only make sense if we had good recruits. No one will believe drug/sex party scandals if we have nothing to show for it.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: dmartin on February 11, 2016, 01:52:30 PM

How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

Would only make sense if we had good recruits. No one will believe drug/sex party scandals if we have nothing to show for it.

maybe the drugs/sex was really bad?
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 11, 2016, 03:25:37 PM
Some sort of Dara's glory hole thing.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Winters on February 11, 2016, 05:30:47 PM
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back
Pffffffffffffffffffffffff^100t
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: EMAWzified on February 11, 2016, 07:05:57 PM
I remember this exact same thread a year ago. Brucenbuary.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: kso_FAN on February 11, 2016, 07:49:29 PM

I remember this exact same thread a year ago. Brucenbuary.

This thread probably should be pinned for future use.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: kso_FAN on February 11, 2016, 07:50:52 PM
Or maybe just update the title every year like my stats threads.

2018 Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired

Etc.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: ednksu on February 11, 2016, 11:12:02 PM
Or maybe just update the title every year like my stats threads.

2018 Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired

Etc.
could get more posts than the 'cruiting threads.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Cire on February 11, 2016, 11:43:18 PM
Spray roundup all over his yard


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Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Ptolemy on February 12, 2016, 12:00:20 AM
Spray roundup all over his yard

That's actually a great idea...sour oscar on Manhattan - "We gotta go honey, I jusch can't grow grasch here."
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: wetwillie on February 12, 2016, 06:58:36 AM
Have officer Daris pull him over every day on his way home from work until he quits
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: kslim on February 12, 2016, 08:42:55 AM
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back
Pffffffffffffffffffffffff^100t
oh you  :cheers:
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Katpappy on February 12, 2016, 08:49:41 AM
I'VE GOT IT!

Two words: Neck Brace.

Nothing soured the tucks on Wooldridge more than the appearance of their coach on the sidelines with a neck brace after his neck surgery. Getting oscar to have to wear one this season would do the trick. It worked with Wooldridge - he was fired in the neck brace year.

The key is injuring his neck.

* We could designate someone to run up behind him and call his name really loud.
* Someone sneak into his bedroom late at night and prop up his pillows really high.

Ideas?
In my life I have come across some evil son-of-bitches, but you sir are one of the evilest!!!  :horrorsurprise: :Wha:
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2016, 09:37:12 AM
Spray roundup all over his yard


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- yard
+ face
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: RickRampus on February 12, 2016, 09:43:50 AM
How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

if only a poster on this blog had access to, idk, say a evidence room at the Riley Co Cop Shop and could plant some evidence on his vehicle.  It would take a real rowdy boy.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: EMAWforever on February 12, 2016, 12:15:54 PM
We shouldn't have this thread if we have a thread about us being the classiest fans in the nation.  But if you really want to do it, hire some young lass to say he felt her up.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: yoman on February 12, 2016, 01:13:06 PM
We shouldn't have this thread if we have a thread about us being the classiest fans in the nation.  But if you really want to do it, hire some young lass to say he felt her up.

Literally no one will believe that oscar has the fortitude or the libido to do that.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Gooch on February 12, 2016, 04:40:33 PM
stop buying tickets and donating.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2016, 04:44:47 PM
Donate to some competitor and send JC a copy of the check.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 12, 2016, 05:26:06 PM
Spring is nearly here, time too get the Weber out.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: The Whale on February 13, 2016, 03:55:29 PM
 Can we get him rung up on assaulting The Flush?

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Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: bones129 on February 13, 2016, 04:10:39 PM
Can we get him rung up on assaulting The Flush?

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Barry didn't appear to be enjoying that moment.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Stacie Owens on February 13, 2016, 04:27:16 PM
Can we get him rung up on assaulting The Flush?

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Barry didn't appear to be enjoying that moment.

Pussification of "America"
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: michigancat on February 13, 2016, 04:32:39 PM
Weber dry humped him. Was worse than anything Frank did.
Title: Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
Post by: Gooch on February 15, 2016, 03:53:51 PM
Can we get him rung up on assaulting The Flush?

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Barry didn't appear to be enjoying that moment.

Pussification of "America"
This is very good use here