I can confirm the next head coach is Venables. I sat behind him on a Southwest flight yesterday. At first he denied being Brett, or even knowing who Brett Venables was, but I pushed him on it for 20-25 minutes. I kept saying I know who are, I want to know what your plan for the Wildcats. Finally he copped to it and I quote, "You're right, I am Brett Venables I am headed to Manhattan to be the next head coach. Now can I go back to my vendor cost analysis for my company?"
I figured that some of you would not believe me so I took a picture.
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