Since Jack keeps getting the error404 and Spock has thus far failed to fix that, J Holly Blasingame has sent me a few messages to send to you EMAW
1. You will never be blessed with an earthquake to change the landscape of your ever boring flat land. NEVER. And that, gentlemen, is a Jack Blasingame Lock. That's it. That's it.
2. While Jack is waiting to be truly un-banned, and to receive his ten apologies, in the meantime he's going on a Mediterranean cruise. So while you monkey scrotums are sitting back in that little EMAW secret room giggling like drugged up homos about Jack not being able to post, Jack will be sunning on the ship deck with drink in hand and being fanned by topless HETEROSEXUAL Greek women with big-ass palm leaves.
3. You are the new Negative Nellies of college football message boarding. If you don't know what it means to be accused of Negative Nellie by Jack, well, it ain't good. It has lasting repercussions. Permanent damage.