Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack

[Harry rex vonner]

Since Jack keeps getting the error404 and Spock has thus far failed to fix that, J Holly Blasingame has sent me a few messages to send to you EMAW

1. You will never be blessed with an earthquake to change the landscape of your ever boring flat land. NEVER. And that, gentlemen, is a Jack Blasingame Lock. That's it. That's it.

2. While Jack is waiting to be truly un-banned, and to receive his ten apologies, in the meantime he's going on a Mediterranean cruise. So while you monkey scrotums are sitting back in that little EMAW secret room giggling like drugged up homos about Jack not being able to post, Jack will be sunning on the ship deck with drink in hand and being fanned by topless HETEROSEXUAL Greek women with big-ass palm leaves.

3. You are the new Negative Nellies of college football message boarding. If you don't know what it means to be accused of Negative Nellie by Jack, well, it ain't good. It has lasting repercussions. Permanent damage.

[Harry rex vonner]

I'll be back with more Massages From Jack later

[Dugout DickStone]

Only poors take cruises.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Only poors take cruises.

Pretty hard for you boys to realize what open water is when the closest thing you've got are KU alums pissin' on ya....

No Offense

Rev

[Dugout DickStone]

Only poors take cruises.

Pretty hard for you boys to realize what open water is when the closest thing you've got are KU alums pissin' on ya....

No Offense

Rev

Huge poor confirmed.

[gatoveintisiete]

Jack's right, can't argue with any of what he said. 

[We Are Better Than You]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

[The Big Train]

could you imagine being the messenger bitch of someone who doesn't know how to use a computer

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

could you imagine being the messenger bitch of someone who doesn't know how to use a computer

Damn...another brilliant zinger....

Rev

[We Are Better Than You]

Rev - you heard from Jack? How's the gout?

[Dugout DickStone]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

[Harry rex vonner]

another message from Jack..



"EMAW! Fore one, I'm on the outside looking in and see a sHITTON of grammer mistakes from you socalled KState academians. fine. FINE. Its your massage board and if you want to portray the stupid, then do it. Tubesock, thank you for yor unbiased analysis of the proceedings thus far.

I plan on making it in as soon as the apologies start rolling in. I like that pitchfork emoticon = who is CARL?

One last think... all of you politically correct wusses on here, why did the feminazis not win the war to make the website into EPAW? Every Person A Wildcat. IT'S ONLY FAIR!!!!! so just like Obama refusing to use anything but ISIL, I'm referring to you as EPAW.

SEXYIST NEANDERTHALLS!!!!!"

[We Are Better Than You]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

[lopakman]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

[Dugout DickStone]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

[star seed 7]

Cruise people and wal-mart people heavily overlap

[We Are Better Than You]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

[ShellShock]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

[We Are Better Than You]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

Poor people can't take vacations? And I'm the bigot?

[ShellShock]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

Poor people can't take vacations? And I'm the bigot?

Correct. You should probably worry about not being poor and contributing to society in a positive way first before frivolously spending money on things you probably shouldn't be spending money on to begin with.

[Dugout DickStone]

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

It's more an observation.  You have fun singing karoke on the lido deck with the couple you met from South Dakota.  Don't forget to hit the Captain's happy hour

[yoga-like_abana]

The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

[Dugout DickStone]

The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

We are everything they would love to be

[lopakman]

The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

We are everything they would love to be

Winning championships makes you desirable, can you blame them?

[lopakman]

They really like cruises in Arkansas, now I get why pigaggies get so mad.  They're very proud of their flagship cruiseline