OFFICIAL: "THAT'S IT!!!! I'M WHOOPIN' YOUR ASS!!!" THREAD

[Navin Johnson]

If this was a prize fight, there'd be a pile of white towels tossed in K-State's corner.  When your best poster is Thomas the Train, your board is pretty lame.

If you think tbt is a good poster, then that explains a lot about arkansasans

He told us he ran this board.  Ran it with an iron fist. 

You mean to tell me he was fibbin'??   

[The Big Train]

I never said that

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I never said that

Well, the YMCA poster boy speaks.....

Rev

[The Big Train]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

[Navin Johnson]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

Aren't you due back at the asylum in a few minutes, Thomas?  Please say you are....

[The Big Train]

I wouldn't like facts either if I was an Arkansas football fan

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

Makin' appearances in championship.......hell, never mind...you wouldn't know what I'm talkin' about.

rev
I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

[The Big Train]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

Makin' appearances in championship.......hell, never mind...you wouldn't know what I'm talkin' about.

rev
I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

terrible quoting aside we actually wouldn't know. we win ours.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

Makin' appearances in championship.......hell, never mind...you wouldn't know what I'm talkin' about.

rev
I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

terrible quoting aside we actually wouldn't know. we win ours.

Your what?  English punctuation bees?

Rev

[Navin Johnson]

I wouldn't like facts either if I was an Arkansas football fan

Facts?  You want facts?  You can't handle the facts!

Navin:   "Siri, what is the all time record of the Arkansas Razorbacks football team?"

Siri:   "676 wins, 451 losses, 40 ties."

Navin:   "Siri, what is Kansas State's all time record."

Siri:   "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

{ fyi:   It's 515-636-41 }

[star seed 7]

They care about all time records 

[Navin Johnson]

They care about all time records 

What better way to gauge the overall strength and tradition of a program? 

I know, I know....you've won a Big 12 championship sometime in your pathetic existence.  I'm sure it was during one of those countless transition years when nobody was quite sure who was in your conference and who was fleeing it; which teams you would play and which ones would bail during the year leaving you to schedule a D-1AA team to fill in the embarrassing hole in the schedule; and whether you even had enough teams to call yourself a conference.  But by golly, you must've won it that one year and, as a result, it give you the right to consider yourself the top program in the history of football. 

Let's all raise a glass to Kansas State.  The most delusional fanbase in America.     

[We Are Better Than You]

If this was a prize fight, there'd be a pile of white towels tossed in K-State's corner.  When your best poster is Thomas the Train, your board is pretty lame.

If you think tbt is a good poster, then that explains a lot about arkansasans

Dissension in the ranks...

[star seed 7]

Multiple conf championships

[The Big Train]

one of those was against the "greatest team ever" too

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Multiple conf championships

That's like sayin' you have the biggest dick in the Miss America contest...

Rev

[star seed 7]

If you guys want to care about wins against the little rock ymca in 1914, then go ahead I guess, but no one else cares

[star seed 7]

Personally I only care about the last 25 years or so. Only a handful of programs are at the top with ksu, and arkansas def isn't one of them

[wabash909]

Yeah, suck our cranks, Pig Aggie!

[lopakman]

which one of you weirdos is dating that girl who likes to put tape on her nose and snorts a lot?  I suppose kudos to you for finding one who had all her teeth? 

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

I guess just making appearances in championship games but not winning = excelling

Do you even realize that you homos are 150 games below .500 all-time? You dumbasses can go undefeated for 12-13 years and still not break even.

[The Big Train]

I realize I'm almost 100 games over .500 in my lifetime which is pretty neat

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Personally I only care about the last 25 years or so. Only a handful of programs are at the top with ksu, and arkansas def isn't one of them

HAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA......

Rev

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

I realize I'm almost 100 games over .500 in my lifetime which is pretty neat

Nobody cares about how successful you've been at ridding yourself of the clap. Someday the antibiotics will stop working.

[bubbles4ksu]

I thank God every night that Texas is the ruler of my conference and not Alabama.