OFFICIAL: "THAT'S IT!!!! I'M WHOOPIN' YOUR ASS!!!" THREAD

[Navin Johnson]

If we're dishin' ass whoopin's I'd like to know what I'll be fightin'.  What's the mascot of Grain State University...kitten or canary?

What kind of bad person would fight a kitten?

Guess that would be me...been fightin' with'em my whole life.

Then I guess you should just keep on doing that instead of bothering us, weirdo.

...says the guy with a Star Trek character for an avatar.

[EMAWzified]

These rude Arky hillbillies didn't even have the grace to wait for Steve Dave's fighting you post. 

[Navin Johnson]

These rude Arky hillbillies didn't even have the grace to wait for Steve Dave's fighting you post. 

I drove through Kansas once.  Quite an experience. 

The state color of Kansas:  Brown
The state flower of Kansas:   Dirt Lilly
The state bird of Kansas:   Dirt Jay
The state insect of Kansas:   Dirt Dauber
The state food of Kansas:   Dirt Pie
The state motto of Kansas:   "We love dirt"

It's like Dorothy's house before the twister. 

[X]

If we're dishin' ass whoopin's I'd like to know what I'll be fightin'.  What's the mascot of Grain State University...kitten or canary?

What kind of bad person would fight a kitten?

Guess that would be me...been fightin' with'em my whole life.

Then I guess you should just keep on doing that instead of bothering us, weirdo.

Weirdo??  We're just gonna jump right into name callin'...not even a hint of foreplay?  Look here Data, Kitty, Pussy or whatever the men of your parts call you...I'm probably beyond your level of expertise.  Before you go gettin' your panties all wadded up over a football game you're about to lose, you might wanna think before you leap. 

[X]

These rude Arky hillbillies didn't even have the grace to wait for Steve Dave's fighting you post. 

I drove through Kansas once.  Quite an experience. 

The state color of Kansas:  Brown
The state flower of Kansas:   Dirt
The state bird of Kansas:   Dirt
The state food of Kansas:   Dirt
The state motto of Kansas:   "We love dirt"

It's like Dorothy's house before the twister.

Once is all it took for me...I didn't see much dirt for all the cow crap and corn.  The fence posts and telephone poles route I took was quite scenic.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

These rude Arky hillbillies didn't even have the grace to wait for Steve Dave's fighting you post. 

Somethin' about a guy named Steve Dave don't 'xactly strike fear into the hearts of men....

Rev

[8manpick]

damn it, 8mp

I apologize... It was way too early in the morning

[yoga-like_abana]

woof

[POD Lasalle Edition]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

 Not near big 'nough to be runnin' my mouth reckless......

Rev

[X]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

 Not near big 'nough to be runnin' my mouth reckless......

Rev

Sounds like I'd rather whoop your ass than these k-state kitties!

[EMAWzified]

These rude Arky hillbillies didn't even have the grace to wait for Steve Dave's fighting you post. 

Somethin' about a guy named Steve Dave don't 'xactly strike fear into the hearts of men....

Rev

Oh eff. Welp you better check out what goes good with black and blue and spilled blood. I admit SD has given up the regular beat downs of opponents, but just know this isn't your step child you're dealing with.

[We Are Better Than You]

This blog has sucked the past 2 weeks. Thanks, pig aggie

I think you meant to say it's been exponentially better. I've looked at some of your threads and nearly fell asleep.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

 Not near big 'nough to be runnin' my mouth reckless......

Rev

Sounds like I'd rather whoop your ass than these k-state kitties!

I'm a man o' the cloth.....don't partake in whoopin' ass unless the need be.....no offense, but you just may be the need that be.....be prepared to be slapped silly......

Rev

[idontgiveAdam_713]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

 Not near big 'nough to be runnin' my mouth reckless......

Rev

Sounds like I'd rather whoop your ass than these k-state kitties!

I'm a man o' the cloth.....don't partake in whoopin' ass unless the need be.....no offense, but you just may be the need that be.....be prepared to be slapped silly......

Rev

Just FyI rev starts drinking early,  and is usually asleep by now.  He only gets rowdy around noon,  So ya need to be here early.

[Katpappy]

Why do you guys got to bring up donkeys, when we're all excited about playing the pig loving hillbillies.

[Winters]

is it Jan. 3 yet?

Amen! This board is awful right now.

First time I've checked all day

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Bro Rev... I got only 1 question...

How big an ol boy are ya?

Mernin', IDam.......believe I'll get started on the top-poppin'.......

Rev

 Not near big 'nough to be runnin' my mouth reckless......

Rev

Sounds like I'd rather whoop your ass than these k-state kitties!

I'm a man o' the cloth.....don't partake in whoopin' ass unless the need be.....no offense, but you just may be the need that be.....be prepared to be slapped silly......

Rev

Just FyI rev starts drinking early,  and is usually asleep by now.  He only gets rowdy around noon,  So ya need to be here early.

[Jimmy B.]

I can't whoop nobody's ass (except Rev's) but I'm a coat holdin' son of a gun.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I can't whoop nobody's ass (except Rev's) but I'm a coat holdin' son of a gun.

You sound like someone I used to know from Pike Co.

Rev

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Bump.

Rev

[Navin Johnson]

If this was a prize fight, there'd be a pile of white towels tossed in K-State's corner.  When your best poster is Thomas the Train, your board is pretty lame.

[wabash909]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

[We Are Better Than You]

The arkies definitely try the hardest.

We do... and excel at all athletics.

[star seed 7]

If this was a prize fight, there'd be a pile of white towels tossed in K-State's corner.  When your best poster is Thomas the Train, your board is pretty lame.

If you think tbt is a good poster, then that explains a lot about arkansasans