Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[Navin Johnson]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

Brother Kriegschwein and other enlightened intellectuals follow the ancient Gregorian calendar, so technically he's right.  But we wouldn't expect anybody here to know that.

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that.  yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape.  meanwhile,  you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp.  I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.

Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.

I won't believe it either if we win another game in 2015.  But we will win our first in 2016.  You can't even grasp what year we play in.

[The Big Train]

[Navin Johnson]

Always good to put a face with a prairie tard.  I could refer you to a good dentist and also a good barber, Thomas.

[farmerchip]

Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad.  Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably.  Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.

[Navin Johnson]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

[We Are Better Than You]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

[Navin Johnson]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

[We Are Better Than You]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

You leave my cousin out of this - she's a nice lady!

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

You leave my cousin out of this - she's a nice lady!

Once you shave her back. Just don't make her angry, an ill favored gorilla gets pretty pissed after getting its back waxed.

[The Big Train]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

I'm a farmer? This is news to me

[We Are Better Than You]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

I'm a farmer? This is news to me

Aren't all people that live in Kansas?

[The Big Train]

Ricky d is the fuzz, so no

[We Are Better Than You]

Ricky d is the fuzz, so no

Who the hell is Ricky D?

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

Ricky d is the fuzz, so no

Who the hell is Ricky D?

Dude, it's his boyfriend. Stop raggin on him. He's sensitive.

[We Are Better Than You]

Ricky d is the fuzz, so no

Who the hell is Ricky D?

Dude, it's his boyfriend. Stop raggin on him. He's sensitive.

 

My bad, bro.

[The Big Train]

you guys caught me again with another sick burn

[We Are Better Than You]

you guys caught me again with another sick burn

It takes all the fun out of doing it when you consistently identify them.

Paul works hard on these and deserves all the cred!

[The Big Train]

I don't think that's his real name

[We Are Better Than You]

Just like no one calls you Thomas the Train...

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

My name could be Daddy Warbucks for all y'all know. That would be the stickiest of the icky.

I tender the witness.

[idontgiveAdam_713]

Wth is jack?

[Navin Johnson]

Wth is jack?

Treating his gout.  Give him time.  He'll make a triumphant return in due time.

[We Are Better Than You]

Wth is jack?

No crap.

Word on EMAW Blvd is that Jack makes Mod and demotes TBT to Baby Tugboat.

[POD Lasalle Edition]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

 

P.S.  I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.

The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.

He's flirtin' with you.  Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.

I'm a farmer? This is news to me

do you uhh... have any ganja?

[farmerchip]

I don't think that's his real name

I don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.