Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[We Are Better Than You]

Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?

esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

The K-state student database.

You walked into that one TBT. Got any more softballs for him?

[The Big Train]

 

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

 

There was also something about 3 guys, a Guinea pig, two basketballs, a Volkswagen Beetle and a pizza box but I got kinda scared and left that one lie.

[The Big Train]

K-State fan: What is a computer?

Arkansas fan: FALSE!

 

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

K-State fan: What is a computer?

Arkansas fan: FALSE!

 

This is how you negotiate with flatlanders.

If you put the sheep down, I'll make the wheat grow again.

[The Big Train]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

[The Big Train]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that.  yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape.  meanwhile,  you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp.  I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that.  yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape.  meanwhile,  you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp.  I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.

Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.

[The Big Train]

i just used your username as a query string and i got back a bunch of birthdays.

that logic is what you have, which is of a child that knows nothing beyond its tiny sphere of its internal world.

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

i just used your username as a query string and i got back a bunch of birthdays.

that logic is what you have, which is of a child that knows nothing beyond its tiny sphere of its internal world.

If you think my name is L. Paul Kriegschwein, then you must be dumber than I thought.

[The Big Train]

yep. i whole heartedly assumed that was your real name. man you just have me figured out.

[Katpappy]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that.  yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape.  meanwhile,  you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp.  I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.

Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.

Boy are your asses gonna be red when we bring out our sectret weapon.  You all will be running home to moma, so she can wipe the tears from your face.  You all will have to chase your pigs down, cause they won't want to associate with loosers.  And don't even think of it, cause you will have all lost a chance for a kiss and other romance to discussing to talk about on this bored.

[Katpappy]

What's up pondwater. 

[bones129]

What's up pondwater. 

He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.

Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.

 

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?

esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

Your username in the K-state student database

Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....

Rev

[Jimmy B.]

If PW Jack has truly been unbant, I propose our next project be a death match between The Big Train and Delta Boy.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

If PW Jack has truly been unbant, I propose our next project be a death match between The Big Train and Delta Boy.

Good idea, J'B, but I think they's both already dead.....

Rev

[Navin Johnson]

Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?

esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

Your username in the K-state student database

Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....

Rev

Had to.  Kept gettin' wooden nickels from that danged ol' guy that calls himself Big Train.  He's been stalkin' one of our own and I've been in court for the poor sap six times the past week.  He don't seem to unnerstand the meaning of a restraining order. 

His checks are more worthless than yours, if that's possible...

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?

esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

Your username in the K-state student database

Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....

Rev

Had to.  Kept gettin' wooden nickels from that danged ol' guy that calls himself Big Train.  He's been stalkin' one of our own and I've been in court for the poor sap six times the past week.  He don't seem to unnerstand the meaning of a restraining order. 

His checks are more worthless than yours, if that's possible...

Bant.

Rev

[Saulbadguy]

What's up pondwater. 

He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.

Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.

 

That is accurate.

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[XocolateThundarr]

What's up pondwater. 

He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.

Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.

 

That is accurate.

  The plot thickens....

[The Big Train]

You should have left his ip saul

[Navin Johnson]

You should have left his ip saul

I once left my ip saul.  Went back for it and couldn't find it.  Haven't been the same since.  Word to the wise:  guard your ip saul with your life.  They're expensive as he11 on ebay.  (And watch out for the bootleg ones.)

[EMAWforever]

K-State fan: How does the internet work?

Arkansas fan: it does

You seem to talk to yourself often.

Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.

the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that.  yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape.  meanwhile,  you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp.  I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.

Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.

I won't believe it either if we win another game in 2015.  But we will win our first in 2016.  You can't even grasp what year we play in.