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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2015, 11:08:42 AM »

I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves.  I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.

I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one

Goddamnit now I also find TBT endearing.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2015, 11:11:10 AM »
can we ban TBT?
You're not exactly killing it in these threads either, M^2.

you obsess about me as much as these piggies obsess about PWJ

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2015, 11:14:22 AM »


I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves.  I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.

I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one

This thread really demonstrates why Spracne hates you.

No offense.

it's almost christmas :frown:
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2015, 12:57:01 PM »
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2015, 01:23:51 PM »
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2015, 01:26:20 PM »
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.

Hell yes! Let the party begin! :popcorn:
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2015, 01:35:06 PM »
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.

Dear god

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #157 on: December 15, 2015, 01:36:32 PM »
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.
To all of goEMAW.........you're welcome. 

Mr. Spock-avatar Guy:  I am glad you listened to reason and such.  In return for the un-banning, we agree to keep those photos of you at the Manhattan petting zoo under wraps. 

It's a win-win! :cheers:
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #158 on: December 15, 2015, 02:15:00 PM »
oh great, another terrible Arkansas poster, yippee

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #159 on: December 15, 2015, 02:47:21 PM »
oh great, another terrible Arkansas poster, yippee

You're just jealous of our posters.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #160 on: December 15, 2015, 03:15:37 PM »
oh great, another terrible Arkansas poster, yippee

This comin' from a pussy-mutterer.....

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #161 on: December 15, 2015, 03:34:47 PM »
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this

So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?

Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #162 on: December 15, 2015, 03:48:41 PM »
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this

So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?

Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?

Yew shore got a purty mouth..
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #163 on: December 15, 2015, 04:39:58 PM »
This thread turned into the big pile on  :frown:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2015, 05:54:16 PM »
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this

So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?

Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?

You wanting to go dancing?

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #165 on: December 15, 2015, 08:15:34 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 08:36:29 PM by L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq »
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #166 on: December 15, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #167 on: December 15, 2015, 09:10:56 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?
"I'd like to review the several ways with which you're a douchebag."

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #168 on: December 15, 2015, 09:24:58 PM »
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.

Thank you Spock. And nice to meet you.

Admire your work.

This reminds me of the time I met Dr Phil in the Atlanta International Airport. I was standing behind this portly man at the Subway sandwich station when he broke wind. He looked around and saw me out of the corner of his eye (he'd turned his head slowly to make sure no one had witnessed him spraying gas, and he saw that I was fully aware since I had backed up two steps). So he apologized, and I said it was fine. A natural occurrence. And then he apologized a second time and offered to purchase my lunch.

I accepted. Just like I now accept your offer to buy me lunch Spock. Please drive to the Liberty Bowl down I-49 through Fayetteville, and let me know when you are coming through. We can dine at the restaurant of your choosing, at your expense, where I will give you ample opportunity during dinner to apologize for banning Pondwater Jack.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #169 on: December 15, 2015, 09:27:36 PM »
nobody read that  :lol:

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #170 on: December 15, 2015, 09:32:02 PM »
It looks like we may resolve this issue without resorting to calls for punitive damages, or calling in Bruiser Brody Junior and his killer pit bulls Sampson and Sampson
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #171 on: December 15, 2015, 09:33:41 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?



esq? esq?
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2015, 10:22:50 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?



esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #173 on: December 15, 2015, 10:30:21 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?



esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #174 on: December 15, 2015, 10:32:12 PM »
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.

Forum gold.

Wieners.

Glad our real lawyers are showing up

yup. Where's Hairy?



esq? esq?

That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.

Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.

what query you using?

Your username in the K-state student database
"I'd like to review the several ways with which you're a douchebag."