Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[Tobias]

yup

[CHONGS]

what are you people whining about now?

[Emo EMAW]

I, for one, would like to see Pondwater Jack allowed back.  Did we turn the indians away when they landed with pilgrims on the Santa Maria.  You bet your ass we didn't.

[CHONGS]

who says he isn't?

[Emo EMAW]

Them fellers over there drinking from that culvert.

[Jimmy B.]

Personally, I think it's Donald Trump's fault that PW Jack can't get back in.

[meow meow]

pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.

[Navin Johnson]

pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.

"meow meow"?  Really??  is that the best you've got? 

We're all shuddering in fear.

[Harry rex vonner]

Okay hang on..

Chingon is throwing a hint I think. Can somebody get with Jacks to check and see if he's been unlocked? I think Chingon may be speaking to us in code. Bringing in Navin has brought out Chingon, admin, nice guy I think. Peacemaker. Apologist for your kind. You people.

There's no reason for any hurt feelings meow. Navin came in and treated you all with more leniency than I've ever seen him give anybody. You must not be muslim or pagan. So he's taking it easy on you. MILK THAT instead of getting all pissy meowmeow!!!

[POD Lasalle Edition]

pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.

its was a joke that quickly got out of hand and leaked into rival fans forums. sort of like #1thread here.

[Navin Johnson]

pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.

its was a joke that quickly got out of hand and leaked into rival fans forums. sort of like #1thread here.

A joke?  You mean like your Coach Methuselah?  Now THAT's a joke.

[sonofdaxjones]

Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.

[Navin Johnson]

Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.

Thanks......I think...

[star seed 7]

Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.

Very similar to tcu

[idontgiveAdam_713]

Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.

Very similar to tcu

Interesting

[Dugout DickStone]

 Is TCU also without a championship?

[Asteriskhead]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

[idontgiveAdam_713]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

[We Are Better Than You]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

It's lonely in Kansas. Thus, beastiality and stuff.

[star seed 7]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

higher standards

[We Are Better Than You]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

higher standards

 

[wetwillie]

"Rax" is the only one capable of understandable communication.  Would be great to channel everything through that guy.

[idontgiveAdam_713]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

higher standards

If you had higher standards wouldn't you move to Missouri?

[We Are Better Than You]

i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. 

Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?

higher standards

If you had higher standards wouldn't you move to Missouri?

 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator. 

You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.

This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians




Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer

Mandamus is not the proper chose in action; furthermore, your decision to plea before the court of chancery belies your prayer for money damages henceforth. Adjourned