Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[idontgiveAdam_713]

you probably think wireshark is an actual animal omg you guys 

Wires hark?  That's not something you are going to use to get after my sheep is it?

[The Big Train]

you probably think wireshark is an actual animal omg you guys 

keep posting, please 

make this adam guy stop or i stop, its getting pathetic

[Harry rex vonner]

make this adam guy stop

[Katpappy]

guys im right here and can see everything you are saying

This should keep you busy awhile.

Son of a bitches, weren't you guys told no porn on this bored!!!  If TBT starts complaining about his favorite hand along with his shoulder hurting; you'll be liable for the doctor bills!!! 

Katdaddy, we aren't posting armadillo porn, so TBT should be able to withstand temptation

I know you know about EMAW's weakness for fresh meatgoat.  So quit teasting us like that!!!   

[Harry rex vonner]

Katdaddy, when do I get to become a Son of the Soil?
 

[Harry rex vonner]

make this adam guy stop

 

[Katpappy]

Katdaddy, when do I get to become a Son of the Soil?

Only non socks are allowed the status.

[We Are Better Than You]

Katdaddy, when do I get to become a Son of the Soil?

Only non socks are allowed the status.

I graduated when we beat them in '12. 

[rlh06]

you probably think wiredsark is an actual animal omg you guys 

I think wired sark is why he became fired sark.

[POD Lasalle Edition]

i don't always run vulnerable versions of PHP, but when i do, i do it in kansas.

[bones129]

you live on a farm 

He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

you live on a farm 

He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.

Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!

Rev

[idontgiveAdam_713]

you live on a farm 

He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.

Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!

Rev

Rev,  good to see you made it.  How is the church?

[idontgiveAdam_713]

you live on a farm 

He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.

I like fresh eggs

[Harry rex vonner]

Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?

 

[Harry rex vonner]

okay now I'm a Son of the Soil..

I'm not sure I want to be now

[Cullen Fitzpatrick]

Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?

 

Rev is more like a Son of a Bitch, but we can go with Soil for now.

[Harry rex vonner]

Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?

 

Rev is more like a Son of a Bitch, but we can go with Soil for now.

So these Sons of the Soil are making fun of PEnile for living on a farm?

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

you live on a farm 

He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
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Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!

Rev

Rev,  good to see you made it.  How is the church?

Hey I'dam'.....the church is good....the bank account is kinda locked down due to some IRS boys sniffin' around.....I expectorate an exoneration any minute, though....

Rev

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?

 

Much as I hate to, I'm gonna have to ask my Kansas brethren to 'scuse me whilst I set up an "I'm gonna put a whoopin' on your ass" thread and invite you to be the first one at the door with a ticket, Hairy Rax.....we need to set an example over h'eah...... 

Rev

[Harry rex vonner]

Alright EMAW, you wind-whipped Illinois/German reject wheat gleaners, I'm turning up the heat.

Bringing in the muscle.

Navin Johnson.

Bad ass Memphis Lawyer, Navin. He doesn't play by the rules. Noggin thumper at first. Worse later on the hard heads. Doesn't mind waterboarding. Considers it a plus if you pay homage to Muhammad or into paganism.

Fan of Pondwater Jack. Not happy Jack's not been reinstated. Not happy at all. Navin ain't happy at all.

[snoblind]

All the mods here must be on vacation.  Racks has almost made it 24 hours.  But no PWJ yet?

[Navin Johnson]

All right, inbred prairie dogs.  Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack"). 

No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge.  I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area.  Can't decide which is worse.

I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due. 

Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back?  Bwahahahahahaha!   

[Tobias]

you can say "eff" here

[Navin Johnson]

you can say "eff" here

You mean like "eff the Lockett family"?   Is that allowed here?