Author Topic: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack (Read 32864 times)

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2015, 11:33:04 AM »

It would seem that the PigCult fans would be better served by spending time fixing the various leaks on their '78 Winnebago's so they can make the trip to Memphis and calling Matt and Trey . . . that usually sounds like this, "Hey guys this is Bubba in Enola, and I was talkin to my cousin who is married to my sister, and he said that this is the year we're goin all the way . . . Go Hogs!".

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2015, 01:52:59 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 13, 2015, 11:33:04 AM

It would seem that the PigCult fans would be better served by spending time fixing the various leaks on their '78 Winnebago's so they can make the trip to Memphis and calling Matt and Trey . . . that usually sounds like this, "Hey guys this is Bubba in Enola, and I was talkin to my cousin who is married to my sister, and he said that this is the year we're goin all the way . . . Go Hogs!".

Tobias, let me guess, you'd like to trade for this guy too.. ^^^

We'll give you The Jaws Trilogy on VHS box set for him

wetwillie · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2015, 02:03:51 PM »

He didn't mean trade for, he meant jack can come back if you take TBT away.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2015, 02:14:08 PM »

PigCult fans should be out huntin for supper.

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2015, 02:26:35 PM »

Levar Burton, thanks for the explanation. You seem like a good guy. I'll relay your massage back to Razorback Nation and see if they want me to negotiate to actually keep that Big Train guy. I doubt they will agree.

Can we keep Syrian refugees instead? Is that a chip we could play?

The Big Train · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2015, 02:35:23 PM »

guys im right here and can see everything you are saying

star seed 7 · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2015, 03:06:49 PM »

take the deal harry

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #32 on:** December 13, 2015, 03:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 02:26:35 PM

Levar Burton, thanks for the explanation. You seem like a good guy. I'll relay your massage back to Razorback Nation and see if they want me to negotiate to actually keep that Big Train guy. I doubt they will agree.

Can we keep Syrian refugees instead? Is that a chip we could play?

Did they vet TBT properly?

Are we sure we want him? I mean. I like Jack and all but...

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:02:10 PM »

okay, okay

We will take TBT if EMAW will allow Pondwater Jack back on,....AND...AND...if you throw in a couple of motorcycles or ATV's

(we feel pretty confidant we could unload Train onto the Dallas Cowboys anyway, for some half-rolls of ankle tape)

POD Lasalle Edition · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:07:19 PM »

BBSheMan, feel me in. what have i missed. how are you enjoying your stay here with the crazies? have they cried on your shoulder yet.

idontgiveAdam_713 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:17:32 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 02:35:23 PM

guys im right here and can see everything you are saying

This should keep you busy awhile.

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Cullen Fitzpatrick · « **Reply #36 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 11:11:11 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 11:01:35 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.

Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.

RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag

Racks....can we treat REv as a hostile witness?

i say yess.

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #37 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:18:56 PM »

POD, can you take this Big Train guy in for some Picture-Word Association testing?

If we're going to take him on, we should at least get some government funding for it, so we need to start documenting some of his deficiencies

wetwillie · « **Reply #38 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:20:34 PM »

These socks are an absolute delight....way better than last time.

POD Lasalle Edition · « **Reply #39 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:18:56 PM

POD, can you take this Big Train guy in for some Picture-Word Association testing?

If we're going to take him on, we should at least get some government funding for it, so we need to start documenting some of his deficiencies

Rev is the one with gubbermint conneckshens. i'm just a podunk hick with 2 teeth and 3 monitors

The Big Train · « **Reply #40 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:26:31 PM »

it's cute when cousins band together to tackle a challenge

Jimmy B. · « **Reply #41 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:27:33 PM »

Quote from: Cullen Fitzpatrick on December 13, 2015, 04:17:43 PM

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 11:01:35 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.

Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.

RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag

Racks....can we treat REv as a hostile witness?

i say yess.

Cullen, Rev ain't hostile. He's so dumb he comes off as the surly type.

POD Lasalle Edition · « **Reply #42 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:27:51 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 04:26:31 PM

it's cute when cousins band together to tackle a challenge

like when you and your sister shared the same prom date?

The Big Train · « **Reply #43 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:28:52 PM »

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #44 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:29:28 PM »

Cullen just give him some whiskey and set him in the corner

Harry rex vonner · « **Reply #45 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:33:54 PM »

okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings

btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?

idontgiveAdam_713 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:36:24 PM »

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:33:54 PM

okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings

btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?

I hope so, good to see you made it here. Where is pwj?

Jimmy B. · « **Reply #47 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:33:54 PM

okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings

btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?

So, I'm a straw mod?

idontgiveAdam_713 · « **Reply #48 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Jimmy B. on December 13, 2015, 04:36:56 PM

Quote from: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:33:54 PM
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings

btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?

So, I'm a straw mod?

Appears to be, keep an eye on these goat fuckers in here.

Jimmy B. · « **Reply #49 on:** December 13, 2015, 04:39:45 PM »

Since I'm now in charge, my first official act will be to change the colors in this place. This whore house mauve is depressin' me.