idk if this is a conspiracy or just a matter of public record, but Pat Tillman being killed in action is more like...well, he did willingly and enthusiastically join the armed forced after 9/11, and after a couple years of it was like "hey everybody, this like, actually sucks wtf are we even doing?" and then he was like "hey you guys i think i'm going to do an interview w/ Noam Chomsky about how much this whole thing just like actually sucks" and then shortly before he's supposed to do his interview oopsie daisy 3 bullets in the back of the head