Author Topic: Favorite conspiracy theory (Read 64099 times)

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #400 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:42:03 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 26, 2020, 09:50:13 AM

Quote from: Bqqkie Pimp on April 25, 2020, 09:16:17 PM
https://twitter.com/nicolearbour/status/1254135239175274499

This is the kind of crap that cost you $500 bud.

I'm happy to give the $500 to a good cause, brother. I'm so fuggin' excitedly happy about today's news that I have no issue with it taking a few more days than I'd guessed.

Justice is FINALLY being served.

Spracne · « **Reply #401 on:** April 26, 2020, 08:14:59 PM »

Like bears, life comes at you fast.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #402 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:54:04 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 26, 2020, 08:14:59 PM

Like bears, life comes at you fast.

Sage words as the dominoes begin to fall.

https://twitter.com/inevitable_et/status/1254755571997212674

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #403 on:** April 27, 2020, 12:15:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/1776worldwidez/status/1254691920342855681

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #404 on:** April 27, 2020, 12:26:01 PM »

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #405 on:** April 27, 2020, 11:01:16 PM »

When did there start being JFKjr truthers?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #406 on:** April 28, 2020, 07:05:37 AM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on April 27, 2020, 11:01:16 PM

When did there start being JFKjr truthers?

There are A LOT of people who believe he and his wife are alive. That group has been picking up steam lately and it’s certainly interesting to entertain some of their theories. However, if true, it will end up challenging all of our collective belief systems.

At this point, nothing will surprise me.

steve dave · « **Reply #407 on:** April 28, 2020, 07:19:54 AM »

incredible

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #408 on:** April 28, 2020, 09:09:44 AM »

awesome. If JFK Jr. were alive he would literally hate trumps fat face

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #409 on:** April 28, 2020, 09:20:24 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 09:09:44 AM

awesome. If JFK Jr. were alive he would literally hate trumps fat face

Perhaps, dunno why his past relationship with him would change though. Reportedly, they used to be pretty good friends... even going to ball games, etc together.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #410 on:** April 28, 2020, 09:33:23 AM »

Well, Jr. was a well known U.S. military in-theater sustainment expert.

Heck, prior to his crash, he was a well known publisher that also consulted the Army on combat readiness and emerging threats.

A razor sharp Swiss army knife of a man.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #411 on:** April 28, 2020, 11:10:13 AM »

Quote from: Bqqkie Pimp on April 28, 2020, 09:20:24 AM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 09:09:44 AM
awesome. If JFK Jr. were alive he would literally hate trumps fat face

Perhaps, dunno why his past relationship with him would change though. Reportedly, they used to be pretty good friends... even going to ball games, etc together.

before or after trump was a dem?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #412 on:** April 28, 2020, 11:27:13 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 11:10:13 AM

Quote from: Bqqkie Pimp on April 28, 2020, 09:20:24 AM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 09:09:44 AM
awesome. If JFK Jr. were alive he would literally hate trumps fat face

Perhaps, dunno why his past relationship with him would change though. Reportedly, they used to be pretty good friends... even going to ball games, etc together.

before or after trump was a dem?

To be fair, I've never really seen Trump as a republican.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Donald_Trump

I know its wiki, but this seems to be fairly on point.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #413 on:** April 28, 2020, 11:50:32 AM »

Very few actually do.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #414 on:** April 28, 2020, 12:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 11:50:32 AM

Very few actually do.

Agreed 110%... Its still hard to see him even as a politician.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #415 on:** April 28, 2020, 12:27:04 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 11:50:32 AM

Very few actually do.

Honestly, I can't think of anyone who better exemplifies modern republicanism.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #416 on:** April 28, 2020, 12:48:28 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 28, 2020, 12:27:04 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2020, 11:50:32 AM
Very few actually do.

Honestly, I can't think of anyone who better exemplifies modern republicanism.

Is it because the Bushes and the Clintons are the EXACT same kind of criminals?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #417 on:** April 28, 2020, 01:07:42 PM »

No, it's because trump is boorish and intentionally cruel. Also very very stupid and prone to believing grifters and conspiracy theorists

steve dave · « **Reply #418 on:** April 28, 2020, 01:11:12 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 28, 2020, 01:07:42 PM

No, it's because trump is boorish and intentionally cruel. Also very very stupid and prone to believing grifters and conspiracy theorists

Good summary of MAGA here

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Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #419 on:** April 28, 2020, 02:09:44 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 28, 2020, 01:11:12 PM

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 28, 2020, 01:07:42 PM
No, it's because trump is boorish and intentionally cruel. Also very very stupid and prone to believing grifters and conspiracy theorists
Good summary of MAGA here

Yep. Its why he won in 2016 and why he'll win again in 2020. He captures both MAGA and the intellectually elite.

There simply aren't enough sheeple drinking the MSM koolaid to overcome those two bases. Makes for an amazing show, however.

Katpappy · « **Reply #420 on:** April 28, 2020, 04:09:21 PM »

Is there a training school for MAGA's? It seems they all use the same slang and beliefs. Sad, so sad.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #421 on:** April 28, 2020, 05:36:30 PM »

They don't teach us the difference between "conspiracy theory" and "WOW!!, what a coincidence!!!" in Katpappy's MAGA Training Academy, so I will just assume this goes here...

John Tyson says "food supply chain is breaking" https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tyson-foods-chairman-warns-food-supply-chain-breaking-n1193256

and then we have not one, but two fires within 5 days of one another that take out literally MILLIONS of chickens.

https://www.cerescourier.com/news/local/fire-destroys-rural-keyes-egg-processing-plant/ -- roughly 1/2 million dead chickens

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2020/04/21/ohio-egg-farm-fire-trillium-farms-croton-licking-county/2994935001/ -- only 7 million chickens here... no word on death toll yet.

Probably just a coincidence despite Tyson's close ties with the Clintons. This is totally normal, right?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #422 on:** April 28, 2020, 05:59:48 PM »

Trump told Tyson to suck it up and put his employees in danger

Also the employees aren't allowed to sue Tyson now, so that's probably the conspiracy theory direction you should take.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #423 on:** April 28, 2020, 06:15:26 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 28, 2020, 05:59:48 PM

Trump told Tyson to suck it up and put his employees in danger

Also the employees aren't allowed to sue Tyson now, so that's probably the conspiracy theory direction you should take.

Ok... I'll keep that in mind when y'all start scrounging for food as the supply starts to run low.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #424 on:** April 28, 2020, 06:34:29 PM »

How is it going to get low when trump ordered them to reopen

The bonus of not having to pay to make sure your employees are safe seems like we are getting maximum profits from the expendable workforce. Everyone wins!