you know what makes me lol? two things
1. when my buddy Braydein the other day at 3rd lunch (holler at the social studies crew!!!!) was telling a story and he laughed and milk came out his nose
2. when my other buddy Will motherfucking Geary didn't show up anywhere on this list. because, you know, if you watched any games this year, like...ANY games, you know that KSU doberqkuats had one thing that no other team had: the motherfucking BIGGEST GUY ON THE FIELD THAT WOULD RIP THE BALL OUT OF OPPOSING RB'S HANDS LIKE IT WAS A GODDAMN PULL TAB AND WAS IN ON EVERY GODDAMN PLAY THAT WASN'T A 90 YARD TOUCHDOWN PASS
for serious go back and watch tape and tell me there is one other BIG XII nose you'd like on your team other than the Gear Bear/Origami Rose and then I'll punch you in your cranium for being a dumb dummy that doesn't know how to break down film.
Also, show me the money/space jams/etc.