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Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:48:45 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, this game is gonna be one hot potato. Lining up on one side of the ball you have the Cats, holders of a six-game moral victory streak and looking to turn "Bazooka" Joe Huebenor (sp?) loose on an overwhelmed defense. Make one mistake and Heubnor will make your guys pay, no doubt about that. On the other side of the ball is a bunch of guys who I think maybe played Drake this year or something? Coached by the always tough master schemesman Paul Rhoades, it's bound to be a lot of razzle-dazzle on Wagnor Field this weekend. Or Jack Trice Field? Can't remember. Either way, you know they are hot under the hood for this one to kickoff. Both teams hungry for that one Farmageddon trophy that would tip the scales of their season from good to great.


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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2015, 09:37:24 PM »

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2015, 09:39:17 PM »
I might need a Steve Dave fighting you thread to get the anger flowing.   It isn't coming naturally :frown:
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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2015, 10:03:16 PM »
I might need a Steve Dave fighting you thread to get the anger flowing.   It isn't coming naturally :frown:

All you need to know is that Pawl Roads has had this one, along with the Iowa game, circled since last year and the year before that and the year before that!

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2015, 10:06:50 PM »



Hell yeah CF3. Hell yeah. That's exactly what I'm talkin about.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2015, 11:14:05 PM »
it means so much for both programs. Giddy. Dallas Heart Bowl? Cactus? Good stuff Ben.

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2015, 11:22:40 PM »
we're going to murder these cyclowns


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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2015, 12:45:56 AM »


Dicks in the dirt.

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2015, 06:09:28 AM »
blood will be spilled on both sides of the ball in this one, ladies and gentlemen. Expect one for the ages. I have a hunch that Rare Books/University Archives on the fifth floor of Hale will have a vertical file dedicated simply to this game.

***edit*** I am f*****ing pumped.
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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2015, 08:22:30 AM »
seems like only yesterday



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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2015, 09:07:38 AM »
HUEBENOR TAKES

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2015, 09:39:53 AM »
i already laid out my carheart for saturday.  the anticipation is killing me!  it really is!


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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2015, 09:41:36 AM »
Farmageddon footballers play more football before 2 PM than most teams do all day. We're up with the sun, ready for that 11 AM kick on regional fox sports!

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2015, 09:56:58 AM »
i have to help my dad harvest the sorghum after the game, hope it doesn't go to OT


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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2015, 10:05:52 AM »
every farm has had a drought. its about to start raining here at KSU Farm.

https://twitter.com/stantonweber/status/666097538299113472

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2015, 10:13:12 AM »

every farm has had a drought. its about to start raining here at KSU Farm.

https://twitter.com/stantonweber/status/666097538299113472

Is Hubes going to make it rain up in BSFS?

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2015, 10:17:58 AM »
every farm has had a drought. its about to start raining here at KSU Farm.

https://twitter.com/stantonweber/status/666097538299113472

why did he type "-Stanton Weber"

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2015, 10:18:51 AM »
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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2015, 10:34:07 AM »
every farm has had a drought. its about to start raining here at KSU Farm.

https://twitter.com/stantonweber/status/666097538299113472

why did he type "-Stanton Weber"

If your name was Stanton Weber, you'd type it every damn chance you got too

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2015, 10:53:48 AM »

every farm has had a drought. its about to start raining here at KSU Farm.

https://twitter.com/stantonweber/status/666097538299113472

why did he type "-Stanton Weber"

He probably has the foresight to realize one day that will be engraved prominently onto the side of BSFS.

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Re: Getting f***ing JACKED for farmageddon!!!
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