-Poopstika: No Police Report. Apparently no report to the MU Office of Equity (with investigators on staff, and JD in charge, and online portal to file complaints). No pictures (yet).
Pick-Up Truck N Word: Alleged incident with no identified perps. Completely unknown if indeed it did happen and if individuals involved would fall under the oversight of MU, outside of the alleged incident possibly occurring on campus.
Campus N Word: Alleged perp suspended pending investigation.
Student Body President: Spreading unfounded and totally unsubstantiated rumors on social media. Creating an even greater climate of fear and disruption to the daily operations of a major university.
Hunger Striker: Protesting removal of abortion doctor access to University of Missouri Medical Facilities (a publicly funded entity), the loss of health care for graduate students (or graduate teaching assistants), and the alleged Pick-Up Truck N Word Drive by. The loss of graduate student/assistant healtchare coverage was solely and completely driven by the IRS and the IRS's interpretation of the ACA.
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster . . . this is absolutely classic.
Bravo PC Brownshirts!!