Author Topic: Why did God create squirrels? (Read 4844 times)

renocat · « **on:** November 07, 2015, 05:25:42 PM »

Sitting in the yard watching a squirrel. It is jumping up and down limbs. Seems like a worthless effort.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2015, 05:31:14 PM »

Squirrels are pretty fortunate. If they are smart enough to not get hit by a car, they just chill all day and store nuts.

The Big Train · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2015, 05:39:15 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 07, 2015, 05:31:14 PM

Squirrels are pretty fortunate. If they are smart enough to not get hit by a car, they just chill all day and store nuts.

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nicname · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2015, 06:02:55 PM »

I think they're adorable.

CNS · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2015, 06:26:18 PM »

Yep. have always wanted a couple as pets.

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cDubya · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2015, 08:34:42 PM »

Total #CoalAggie comment incoming...

Because they're tasty. And they make good target practice for the upcoming deer season.

SdK · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2015, 09:17:06 PM »

People eat squirrels?

renocat · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2015, 11:20:25 PM »

My hillbilly uncle liked steamed squirrel brains with the eyes in the skull.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2015, 07:38:21 PM »

God created them essentially as acorn dispersal units. God has a thing for oak trees, and seems to be pretty smug about their leaf design and acorn shape. You could say he's nuts for them. The fuzzy tail of squirrels is just an inside joke.

cDubya · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2015, 07:47:13 PM »

Warbles, tho...

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2015, 09:26:55 PM »

tree rats.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2015, 11:14:57 PM »

"god" didn't create squirrels

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That_Guy · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2015, 04:55:21 AM »

If I could have one as a pet I would. They're one of my joys walking through campus.

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2015, 08:59:05 AM »

I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard. I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them. I need to get some small game specific tips.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:12:59 AM »

I was on campus this weekend and enjoyed seeing all the fearless squirrels.

CNS · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:13:39 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 09, 2015, 08:59:05 AM

I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard. I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them. I need to get some small game specific tips.

You are playing with fire in JOCO, my friend. You are a witness away from being on the news.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:14:50 AM »

I shoot them with a bb gun sometimes

Tobias · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:16:02 AM »

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:18:08 AM »

Way too many squirrels in my neighborhood. I didn't think there was such thing as too many squirrels....but there is. A couple weeks ago I had a squirrel sitting on a limb screaming/chirping/squeaking/ at me until I left. I was afraid it was going to attack me.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:23:43 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on November 09, 2015, 09:18:08 AM

Way too many squirrels in my neighborhood. I didn't think there was such thing as too many squirrels....but there is. A couple weeks ago I had a squirrel sitting on a limb screaming/chirping/squeaking/ at me until I left. I was afraid it was going to attack me.

That squirrel used to be nicer, but then emo put an arrow through its knee.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:26:18 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 08, 2015, 11:14:57 PM

"god" didn't create squirrels

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:28:04 AM »

Look at these edgy atheists!

The Big Train · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:43:58 AM »

What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows

Karlen · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:44:52 AM »

They're tree rats. Worthless tree rats. Fun target practice with the 22 tho

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:46:07 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on November 09, 2015, 09:43:58 AM

What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows

I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.