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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1125 on: November 08, 2022, 01:17:20 PM »
I don't know if Cruz lied to the police about the can hitting him, but that's exactly what a downgrade like him would do.


you need to brush up on your case law. legally speaking the contents of the projectile are, by definition, an extension of the projectile. If even one delicious drop of White Claw refreshingly splashed on the Senator's neck then legally he's been

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1126 on: November 08, 2022, 01:18:53 PM »
had to be a lime, right?

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1127 on: November 08, 2022, 01:52:34 PM »
If it’s me I’m lobbing all my shitty pineapples at Lyin’ Ted’s giant stupid dome.


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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1128 on: November 08, 2022, 01:56:56 PM »
If I am the gay lover of Ted I make up a story that I took a swig from a pineapple thinking it was a mango and then had a violent reaction because it grossed me out so hard and instantly hurled it away and lyin Ted's melon is so big it just ended up in the vicinity or maybe gravity sucked it in.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1129 on: November 08, 2022, 02:19:48 PM »
Lol, remember when @Gooch drilled a nubb with a beer, I think at the tailgate for a weird thursday night game against them?

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1130 on: November 08, 2022, 03:30:06 PM »
It was after the game but yeah, lol. I'm surprised either of you remember

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1131 on: November 08, 2022, 03:34:15 PM »
:lol:

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1132 on: November 08, 2022, 04:01:01 PM »
That was a pretty damn good throw. That dude was on a dead sprint across College ave. Lead him perfectly.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1133 on: November 23, 2022, 12:10:55 PM »
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