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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1125 on: November 08, 2022, 01:17:20 PM »
I don't know if Cruz lied to the police about the can hitting him, but that's exactly what a downgrade like him would do.

https://twitter.com/houstonpolice/status/1589735630216785921

you need to brush up on your case law. legally speaking the contents of the projectile are, by definition, an extension of the projectile. If even one delicious drop of White Claw refreshingly splashed on the Senator's neck then legally he's been

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1126 on: November 08, 2022, 01:18:53 PM »
had to be a lime, right?

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1127 on: November 08, 2022, 01:52:34 PM »
If it’s me I’m lobbing all my shitty pineapples at Lyin’ Ted’s giant stupid dome.


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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1128 on: November 08, 2022, 01:56:56 PM »
If I am the gay lover of Ted I make up a story that I took a swig from a pineapple thinking it was a mango and then had a violent reaction because it grossed me out so hard and instantly hurled it away and lyin Ted's melon is so big it just ended up in the vicinity or maybe gravity sucked it in.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1129 on: November 08, 2022, 02:19:48 PM »
Lol, remember when @Gooch drilled a nubb with a beer, I think at the tailgate for a weird thursday night game against them?

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1130 on: November 08, 2022, 03:30:06 PM »
It was after the game but yeah, lol. I'm surprised either of you remember

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« Reply #1131 on: November 08, 2022, 03:34:15 PM »
:lol:

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1132 on: November 08, 2022, 04:01:01 PM »
That was a pretty damn good throw. That dude was on a dead sprint across College ave. Lead him perfectly.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1134 on: January 10, 2023, 09:50:21 AM »

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1135 on: January 10, 2023, 09:54:35 AM »
Guessing their only witness was Ted Cruz and they realized he had no credibility

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1136 on: January 10, 2023, 10:41:57 AM »
holy hell their are in fact ain't no laws when your drinkin the claws

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1137 on: January 10, 2023, 10:49:12 AM »
holy hell their are in fact ain't no laws when your drinkin the claws

really the only take away here...

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1139 on: May 12, 2023, 09:04:50 AM »
First off on that last post, it's just super weird how #blueanon coddles that Obama stooge and dude who was buried deep with the Chinese . . . Merrick Garland, but I digress.

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No chance for a staged photo op that gets simp brained #blueanon  :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: in their favorite flavor of Adagio Teas.




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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1140 on: May 12, 2023, 10:08:45 AM »
can i get a translation on this one

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1141 on: May 12, 2023, 10:28:06 AM »
can i get a translation on this one

i didn't have the energy to go on over to revolver to see if i could parse it together so i'm just letting it go

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1142 on: May 12, 2023, 11:05:02 AM »
Never say mean things about #blueanon's most favored virtue signaling and hyper partisan congresswoman.


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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1143 on: May 12, 2023, 11:11:50 AM »
Never say mean things about #blueanon's most favored virtue signaling and hyper partisan congresswoman.

in the ted cruz is a sociopath thread that no one had posted in for 2.5 months.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1144 on: May 12, 2023, 11:15:23 AM »
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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1145 on: May 12, 2023, 11:43:35 AM »
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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1146 on: May 12, 2023, 11:56:46 AM »
DeflectoconsgE are always:  ENGAGED

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1147 on: May 13, 2023, 11:05:34 AM »
:lol:

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #1148 on: May 13, 2023, 11:24:19 AM »
#blueanongE- single (slow) lane thinkers

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