ted cruz is a sociopath

[Dugout DickStone]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

[Spracne]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

[Dugout DickStone]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

[Spracne]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

[Spracne]

I mean, we all know Cruz is a horn dog who loves to like porn on social media, but why is he so adamant about probing this trans woman?

[star seed 7]

What in the world?

[Dugout DickStone]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

Literally nothing.  This is for the base, nothing more.  He won't do crap but "investigating bud light" is chum for magas who are legit idiots.  He simply had to get up and act outraged about woke bud light to get a few points.  Nevermind there is nothing to investigate, the Bud light publicity stunt was like 2 months ago and AB is a private corp who can have whatever type of relationship they with with whoever they want

cruz is literally one of the laziest panderers there is.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If Ted wants to probe anything then he should say “lend me your rears” to Mark Anthony Group, parent company of White Claw

[Spracne]

If Ted wants to probe anything then he should say “lend me your rears” to Mark Anthony Group, parent company of White Claw

Meh. Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

[Brock Landers]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

Literally nothing.  This is for the base, nothing more.  He won't do crap but "investigating bud light" is chum for magas who are legit idiots.  He simply had to get up and act outraged about woke bud light to get a few points.  Nevermind there is nothing to investigate, the Bud light publicity stunt was like 2 months ago and AB is a private corp who can have whatever type of relationship they with with whoever they want

cruz is literally one of the laziest panderers there is.

Ted's fake outrage bullshit is what members of Congress have to do when they have absolutely nothing of substance to offer their constituents.  No ideas, no solutions, nothing.  But BY GAWD there's going to be hearings about this!!

[Dugout DickStone]

but he won't even go through with the hearing.  he is legit THAT LAZY

[Sandstone Outcropping]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

Literally nothing.  This is for the base, nothing more.  He won't do crap but "investigating bud light" is chum for magas who are legit idiots.  He simply had to get up and act outraged about woke bud light to get a few points.  Nevermind there is nothing to investigate, the Bud light publicity stunt was like 2 months ago and AB is a private corp who can have whatever type of relationship they with with whoever they want

cruz is literally one of the laziest panderers there is.

Ted's fake outrage bullshit is what members of Congress have to do when they have absolutely nothing of substance to offer their constituents.  No ideas, no solutions, nothing.  But BY GAWD there's going to be hearings about this!!

The nature of Bud Light's relationship with Dylan Mulvaney has to be like number 9,999,999 out of ten million on the list of things that the actual person Ted Cruz cares about. He graduated from Harvard Law school so I assume he is 100% aware that this is none of Congress' business.

[Dugout DickStone]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

Literally nothing.  This is for the base, nothing more.  He won't do crap but "investigating bud light" is chum for magas who are legit idiots.  He simply had to get up and act outraged about woke bud light to get a few points.  Nevermind there is nothing to investigate, the Bud light publicity stunt was like 2 months ago and AB is a private corp who can have whatever type of relationship they with with whoever they want

cruz is literally one of the laziest panderers there is.

Ted's fake outrage bullshit is what members of Congress have to do when they have absolutely nothing of substance to offer their constituents.  No ideas, no solutions, nothing.  But BY GAWD there's going to be hearings about this!!

The nature of Bud Light's relationship with Dylan Mulvaney has to be like number 9,999,999 out of ten million on the list of things that the actual person Ted Cruz cares about. He graduated from Harvard Law school so I assume he is 100% aware that this is none of Congress' business.

He knows.  He alos knows that maga DOES NOT know and that's the beauty

[CNS]

ted is going to get to the bottom of this

The power bottom?

lol

He is so damn angry that he doesn't have a Disney to abuse him he has to go invent his own private corporation to be enraged about.

Serious question to you or anyone else who knows: what is there for Cruz to "probe" (lol) about the relationship between AB InBev and this social media advertiser?

Literally nothing.  This is for the base, nothing more.  He won't do crap but "investigating bud light" is chum for magas who are legit idiots.  He simply had to get up and act outraged about woke bud light to get a few points.  Nevermind there is nothing to investigate, the Bud light publicity stunt was like 2 months ago and AB is a private corp who can have whatever type of relationship they with with whoever they want

cruz is literally one of the laziest panderers there is.

I have a crazy feeling that the feds are behind all of this.  The trans woman?  Fed.  The advertising director at Bud Light?  Fed.  The can designer?  Fed.  The initial boycotter? Fed.  Kid Rock?  Fed.  Guy who recommended blasting guns at beer?  Fed.  Toby Keith?  Fed. 
Ted?  More like Fed. 

[Dugout DickStone]

The guy who retweeted Ted's passion for pronography?  You guessed it, a fed

[MadCat]

Day 58 of the Right melting down over a trans woman being sent a can of beer with her face on it: Senator Ted Cruz demands an investigation pic.twitter.com/zJ7V6ZlndG

— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) May 18, 2023

[CNS]

The guy who retweeted Ted's passion for pronography?  You guessed it, a fed

This goes deep.

[sys]

a better fir for this thread, the a&m thread, the 'pubs suck thread?  i dunno, but good job, texas.

House vote is 121 ayes, 23 nays. Ken Paxton is getting impeached. Speaker Phelan takes the unusual step of voting, too.

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) May 27, 2023

[MakeItRain]

a better fir for this thread, the a&m thread, the 'pubs suck thread?  i dunno, but good job, texas.

House vote is 121 ayes, 23 nays. Ken Paxton is getting impeached. Speaker Phelan takes the unusual step of voting, too.

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) May 27, 2023

Should have went in the common ground thread.

Something isn't adding up here, there's definitely a cover up going on. He was indicted for securities fraud in 2015, didn't get impeached then, didn't even get sanctioned. He's been under federal probe since 2020 and there hasn't been a peep. The governor has known about this dude being a crook since he took office. I can't wait to see what this is actually about.

[MakeItRain]

Also there's a better than decent chance he doesn't get removed from office. He's apparently been making calls to and threatening legislators. If they don't remove him he's going to be empowered to even be worse. If he does get removed I'm guessing he's going to sing like a bird, outing Texas republicans who he feels did him wrong.

[catastrophe]

At this point I’d barely be surprised if it was a conspiracy among all republicans just for the sake of making Paxton a victim since that’s like Catnip to MAGAs.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

a better fir for this thread, the a&m thread, the 'pubs suck thread?  i dunno, but good job, texas.

House vote is 121 ayes, 23 nays. Ken Paxton is getting impeached. Speaker Phelan takes the unusual step of voting, too.

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) May 27, 2023

Should have went in the common ground thread.

Something isn't adding up here, there's definitely a cover up going on. He was indicted for securities fraud in 2015, didn't get impeached then, didn't even get sanctioned. He's been under federal probe since 2020 and there hasn't been a peep. The governor has known about this dude being a crook since he took office. I can't wait to see what this is actually about.

I think the bridge too far was when he used tax dollars to pay off whistle blowers who had gotten fired for whistle blowing

[Spracne]

Some cloak and dagger type stuff, for sure. (I do not mean to imply Paxton doesn't deserve it, because he does, and eff that guy.) I doubt this happens if they don't already know they have the Senate votes.