Author Topic: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass?? (Read 152683 times)

catastrophe · « **Reply #950 on:** September 30, 2017, 05:54:40 PM »

Having Delton close out the game really makes me think Ertz is nursing something.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #951 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:10:37 PM »

Probs just Delton's ability to hit the LOS in under 5 seconds...and not cower to the turf a yard short of the first down.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #952 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:15:12 PM »

I don't know if you guys have checked the stats or not, but Ertz isn't exactly a prolific passer. If he's not going to grind for yards, what exactly is he? A pussy Y back?

The Big Train · « **Reply #953 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:16:49 PM »

I think he’s a QB, just not a very good one.

ksuchris2000 · « **Reply #954 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:24:41 PM »

I thought the drops today... how many were there??... Were largely receiver errors as most were quite catchable... having said that, Ertz is still a pussy and a tentative runner, at best.

CHONGS · « **Reply #955 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:33:54 PM »

Ertz is 100% not a pussy.

SdK · « **Reply #956 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:36:00 PM »

I'm team Ertz is a wuss ass that doesn't throw a very catchable ball.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #957 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:38:41 PM »

Mods, please move today's posts to the "browns give their brown opinions on a huge stud" thread

mocat · « **Reply #958 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:44:32 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on September 30, 2017, 06:38:41 PM

Mods, please move today's posts to the "browns give their brown opinions on a huge stud" thread

Would read for the lols

The Big Train · « **Reply #959 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:45:59 PM »

Quote from: mocat on September 30, 2017, 06:44:32 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on September 30, 2017, 06:38:41 PM
Mods, please move today's posts to the "browns give their brown opinions on a huge stud" thread
Would read for the lols

You guys would be reading a lot of self generated content.

DOD Take 2 · « **Reply #960 on:** September 30, 2017, 06:48:50 PM »

You can say Ertz isn’t good but he’s definitely not a pussy. No question he has something injured. Avoided hits on multiple occasions that he didn’t avoid in the past. Coaches undoubtedly have told him to avoid it.

catastrophe · « **Reply #961 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:08:11 PM »

Ertz played well today. Receivers didn't skip a beat from last week's level of suck.

catastrophe · « **Reply #962 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:09:49 PM »

And no matter the reason for Ertz not driving for the extra yards today, I guarantee you he wants to barrel through. There is absolutely no reason to think he's a pussy. Don't get spoiled by the fact Klein could take an inhuman level of punishment.

ednksu · « **Reply #963 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:13:18 PM »

Jesus Christ Ertz is far from anything that could be considered a pussy. Dude has gone through a lot and is still playing at a good level. LOL at blaming him because our WR corps can't catch a ball that hits them in the hands and then the face.

Muldoon · « **Reply #964 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:42:54 PM »

Quote from: catastrophe on September 30, 2017, 07:09:49 PM

And no matter the reason for Ertz not driving for the extra yards today, I guarantee you he wants to barrel through. There is absolutely no reason to think he's a pussy. Don't get spoiled by the fact Klein could take an inhuman level of punishment.

I agree. Unfortunately, I don't think our offensive play caller has adjusted the offense to a QB that isn't capable of being a freak battering ram and opposing defenses seem to know this. Waters was a good passer who had a great receiver to keep defenses honest. Ertz is a good passer with crap receivers and some call him a pussy when he scrambles and slides. Being a battering ram is clearly not his strength.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #965 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:48:12 PM »

Knuckle balls and end over end passes are obv harder to catch that Jake Waters spiral delivery system

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #966 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:49:01 PM »

Taking dives a yard short of the line to gain, however, is pussy 101.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #967 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:51:57 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 30, 2017, 07:48:12 PM

Knuckle balls and end over end passes are obv harder to catch that Jake Waters spiral delivery system

That's true, but it doesn't apply here.

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Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #968 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:57:16 PM »

7-17 117 against Baylor is a problem, IDGAF how many "drops" there were.

Muldoon · « **Reply #969 on:** September 30, 2017, 07:57:49 PM »

Pretty sure TLBL would have caught every pass that Burton Jr, aka Pringle, dropped today thus eliminating the need for Ertz to run. Nonetheless, Ertz did run but was smart enough to know that he is not a battering ram. He's smart enough to know that he needs to survive to fight the next battle. Being vulnerable and smart enough to mitigate risks it is not the same as being a pussy.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #970 on:** September 30, 2017, 08:00:30 PM »

Yes it is.

wetwillie · « **Reply #971 on:** September 30, 2017, 08:02:16 PM »

The Ertz is a pussy talking point is like catnip for browns my god.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #972 on:** September 30, 2017, 08:03:54 PM »

WTF is this "browns" thing?

ksuchris2000 · « **Reply #973 on:** September 30, 2017, 08:06:53 PM »

Quote from: Muldoon on September 30, 2017, 07:42:54 PM

Quote from: catastrophe on September 30, 2017, 07:09:49 PM
And no matter the reason for Ertz not driving for the extra yards today, I guarantee you he wants to barrel through. There is absolutely no reason to think he's a pussy. Don't get spoiled by the fact Klein could take an inhuman level of punishment.

I agree. Unfortunately, I don't think our offensive play caller has adjusted the offense to a QB that isn't capable of being a freak battering ram and opposing defenses seem to know this. Waters was a good passer who had a great receiver to keep defenses honest. Ertz is a good passer with crap receivers and some call him a pussy when he scrambles and slides. Being a battering ram is clearly not his strength.

I guess I probably fall into this camp. Overall he has done ~~well~~ okay, all things considered. There, I said it. Now... What's a brown? And are browns related to tucks?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #974 on:** September 30, 2017, 08:08:26 PM »

If you have to ask what a brown is then you are one

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Author Topic: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass?? (Read 152683 times)

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