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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2015, 12:58:27 PM »
I cannot imagine crying about anything other than KSU winning/losing a national title in football

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2015, 12:59:36 PM »
Bring the worst automobile you own as your getaway vehicle.  Your groomsmen are probably going to wreck it.

Under no circumstance should you bring your wife's brand new car because while everyone else is enjoying cake the day after, you'll be out there washing crudely drawn pictures off of the windows and wiping lube off of the console.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2015, 01:00:31 PM »
Remember that this is just the first day of your marriage. After this, it is going to take a bunch of hard work to not kill each other and stay together forever. (Not to be a bummer, but #truth.) So remember to show her that you appreciate her everyday, not just on your wedding day.

(So like, don't sweat this one day so much.)

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2015, 01:01:57 PM »
Don't let the photographer boss you around.  Some of them get pushy about getting all of the pictures done so they can leave early.  Tell them you paid for the night and have a piece of cake and some fish.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2015, 01:04:49 PM »
Make absolutely certain that you have at least 15 minutes alone with your wife sometime after the wedding and before the reception. It is such a hectic day and you don't want to end up with either of you feeling like you spent your entire wedding day worrying about other people and not actually getting a chance to relax and talk without all of the guests gushing over everything. We did this with an extended limo ride between the wedding and the reception. You could even take the best man and maid of honor along, but you just need some time away from the hoopla.

Mrs Gooch is correct. The wedding is a day, a marriage is forever. (say something like that in the special note you write her)

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2015, 01:27:59 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2015, 01:44:52 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

Unless your wife is the rich one in which case you need to put this off, act super flustered and say things like "now, what is this for?" in front of her parents as you are signing it

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2015, 01:47:10 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

Unless your wife is the rich one in which case you need to put this off, act super flustered and say things like "now, what is this for?" in front of her parents as you are signing it in the wrong place

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2015, 01:47:48 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

Unless your wife is the rich one in which case you need to put this off, act super flustered and say things like "now, what is this for?" in front of her parents as you are signing it

Exactly, LukeStone.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2015, 01:49:49 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

Unless your wife is the rich one in which case you need to put this off, act super flustered and say things like "now, what is this for?" in front of her parents as you are signing it

Exactly, LukeStone.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »
i would be so bad at this.  good lord, what an ordeal.
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2015, 02:25:58 PM »
If you're finalizing a prenup, get it done, like today.  Don't want any claims of being under duress or something (unless you'd be the one attempting to invalidate).

Unless your wife is the rich one in which case you need to put this off, act super flustered and say things like "now, what is this for?" in front of her parents as you are signing it

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2015, 02:58:25 PM »
Do grooms cry at their weddings? Like is that a normal thing or are those people weird?

it's not weird to cry, it's not weird to not cry. Everyone is different.

strong men also cry.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2015, 03:55:02 PM »
You should go to the courthouse and sign the paperwork a day or two before.  Took some stress off our wedding to go "Doesn't really matter, already married"

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2015, 04:27:17 PM »
Make sure one tiny piece of hair isn't sticking up like alfalfa in every single one of your wedding photos.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2015, 05:02:16 PM »
make sure you have good breath since you'll be talking to over 100 people

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2015, 06:18:51 PM »
One tip that I will share is do not book a scenic bed and breakfast for your wedding night. They do not allow booze and they will try to talk to you in the morning and won't just give you a coffee to go.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2015, 01:17:51 PM »
One tip that I will share is do not book a scenic bed and breakfast for your wedding night. They do not allow booze and they will try to talk to you in the morning and won't just give you a coffee to go.
ruh roh  :sdeek:

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2015, 01:47:09 PM »
One tip that I will share is do not book a scenic bed and breakfast for your wedding night. They do not allow booze and they will try to talk to you in the morning and won't just give you a coffee to go.
ruh roh  :sdeek:

Did you do the one on scenic drive too?

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2015, 01:58:53 PM »
B&B's in general are horrible

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2015, 02:02:42 PM »
B&B's in general are horrible

'cept in adorable new england :love:
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #71 on: August 06, 2015, 02:04:54 PM »
B&B's in general are horrible

'cept in adorable new england :love:

even there, still not so great

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #72 on: August 06, 2015, 02:18:27 PM »
B&B's in general are horrible

'cept in adorable new england :love:

even there, still not so great

yes, recently back from a visit. would never stay at one.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #73 on: August 06, 2015, 02:51:00 PM »
One tip that I will share is do not book a scenic bed and breakfast for your wedding night. They do not allow booze and they will try to talk to you in the morning and won't just give you a coffee to go.
are you sure you weren't at a ymca or hostel or something?

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #74 on: August 06, 2015, 03:07:19 PM »