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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2015, 10:54:06 AM »
Dance with your own mom at least 3 times.


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2015, 10:56:33 AM »
It's a big day for the moms. mil doesn't want to feel like it was just an obligatory dance, hence 2 dances. Your mom doesn't want to feel like mil got better treatment than her, hence 3 dances. (That was more for the rubes, I am guessing yla understood)


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2015, 11:00:07 AM »
steve dave is really doing a wonderful job.

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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2015, 11:01:35 AM »
In your speech make sure to thank anyone who may have lifted a finger towards planning/arranging/decorating the wedding and reception venue(which will obviously be the bride's friends and fam) and also the staff who work there too.  Just say "Wow I can't believe how many people worked towards making this such a wonderful day!"

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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2015, 11:03:47 AM »

steve dave is really doing a wonderful job.
this felt like a personal dig


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« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2015, 11:13:41 AM »
steve dave gets it. 

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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2015, 11:15:27 AM »
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2015, 11:15:35 AM »
Write a special note to future yla. Have the made of honor give it to her either early that morning or about an hour before the wedding, depending on whether or not you are going to see the bride before the wedding.


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2015, 11:16:20 AM »
:lol: :rofl:


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2015, 11:19:44 AM »
But really...YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2015, 11:40:15 AM »

steve dave is really doing a wonderful job.
this felt like a personal dig


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« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2015, 11:42:29 AM »
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2015, 11:57:43 AM »
Write a special note to future yla. Have the made of honor give it to her either early that morning or about an hour before the wedding, depending on whether or not you are going to see the bride before the wedding.


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2015, 12:12:20 PM »

steve dave is really doing a wonderful job.
this felt like a personal dig


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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2015, 12:13:13 PM »
What ended up being the most important piece of advice was given to me by our officiant right before starting the ceremony. She looked right at me and said "remember to breathe"

Good thing, otherwise I would not have been able to keep it together. BAC was a bumbling mess.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2015, 12:30:35 PM »
This is obvi you're wifes day, but your mom will probably think its her day too, so take care of both of them
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2015, 12:32:50 PM »
dance a lot. including with the little kids. assuming you are having a dance.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2015, 12:33:48 PM »
sd and slobber know how to get married.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2015, 12:36:44 PM »
I will say that although steve dave is incredibly thoughtful and generous, that's a lot of crap to think about, not a good recipe for "relaxing".

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2015, 12:37:49 PM »
sd and slobber know how to get married.
Respect for your elders is appreciated. (at weddings and on blogs)

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2015, 12:51:22 PM »
I will say that although steve dave is incredibly thoughtful and generous, that's a lot of crap to think about, not a good recipe for "relaxing".

now that it's in his brain he won't have to think about it. it'll just happen.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2015, 12:52:17 PM »
I will say that although steve dave is incredibly thoughtful and generous, that's a lot of crap to think about, not a good recipe for "relaxing".

now that it's in his brain he won't have to think about it. it'll just happen.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2015, 12:53:59 PM »
Do grooms cry at their weddings? Like is that a normal thing or are those people weird?
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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2015, 12:55:00 PM »
Do grooms cry at their weddings? Like is that a normal thing or are those people weird?

it's not weird to cry, it's not weird to not cry. Everyone is different.

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Re: Y-L_A is getting married
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
Do grooms cry at their weddings? Like is that a normal thing or are those people weird?

it's not weird to cry, it's not weird to not cry. Everyone is different.

but if your bride is crying it might be a good idea to drum up a few happy tears as well.