Author Topic: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab (Read 40366 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #175 on:** December 21, 2015, 09:54:44 AM »

Abe, don't clac out. Keep reading. It's great. (Terrible)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #176 on:** December 21, 2015, 10:01:07 AM »

Fresh born baby pictures are really gross

AbeFroman · « **Reply #177 on:** December 21, 2015, 10:27:22 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 21, 2015, 09:46:32 AM

four kids (Malachi 8, Scout 6, Oaklee 4, Haven 2)

White people!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #178 on:** December 21, 2015, 01:14:07 PM »

issuing a challenge to everyone reading this thread to post the worst bio blurb you can find.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #179 on:** December 21, 2015, 01:25:08 PM »

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After spending 11 years in an abusive marriage, I found the courage to take the children ( the eldest 3) and leave. I was able to start my life over again, I met a new man, married and had a further 3 children until life decided to come back for round two with me.

Bipolar disorder tried to strip me of everything I held dear and it almost did. I fought back. After losing my career and my friends to a mental disorder and even my health due to an eating disorder, I made a promise to myself that I didn’t want any other woman to feel the way I did at that moment in my life.

I set up a support group for mothers suffering from parental mental health on Facebook and this is how the blog was created. I needed a larger platform to support them all. I turned my life around and I am helping others do the same.

I want to share with you what I have learned along the way and maybe we can both make our lives and the lives of others better.

I have met so many amazing and inspiring parents along the way and this blog includes many of their real life stories and has given parents everywhere a voice, they are able to blog anonymously here.

Daily debates, real life topics, parenting, relationships and confessions, you will read it all here in a no holds barred type of writing that may be upsetting to some, but as parents, we understand it.

Jigsaw Parenting highlights the real life problems facing today’s parents and holds them above judgment. We are all just trying our hardest to do what we know is right for ourselves and our children.

Sadly my second marriage only lasted 8 years and I find myself a single mother to 6 children, now aged 5,6,7,12,13 and 16 but I am still holding my head high and still fighting my demons head on.

If there is anything else you would like to ask about me – ask away!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #180 on:** December 21, 2015, 01:36:24 PM »

She loves being pregnant

Fedor · « **Reply #181 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:52:23 PM »

Scary mommy confessionals, holy crap!!

My son is "gifted" and it's more a curse than a gift. He carries the weight of the world in his shoulders. I absolutely hate it and wish he was a normal kid.

My "gifted" son screamed "I hate being the smart one, why can't she be the smart one!" about his little sister. We haven't had her tested yet but we suspect she has a higher IQ than him.

I don't feel what I imagine motherly love is for my child. He annoys the crap out of me.

Whenever I get my period I tell my DH I need pads and tampons. But really I get cash back and buy booze. No questions asked. No shame.

I hate being a parent. I constantly think about suicide.

My son got an Ancestry DNA kit for Xmas to test his heritage. I have never been more scared in my life of test results.

Fedor · « **Reply #182 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:55:04 PM »

DH and I are celebs. DH is gay and I've been having an affair for years. I'm not sure if I'm more scared of the day the press finds out and it ruins our careers or when our kids learn that Mommy and Daddy act off-screen.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #183 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:04:36 PM »

Designated hitter?

Fedor · « **Reply #184 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:27:21 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 28, 2015, 02:04:36 PM

Designated hitter?

H is for husband. I can not figure out what D is for. They have is for sons and daughter as well, DS10 is a ten year old son, DD18 is an 18 year old daughter...etc. D?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #185 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:37:53 PM »

devoted?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #186 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:41:49 PM »

dear

Fedor · « **Reply #187 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 28, 2015, 02:37:53 PM

devoted?

I don't think so, they use Dex or similar for an ex-husband/sigother.

Also, here is this;

My kids are 11 and 6 and I can't remember most of their childhood because of wine and xanax. Yet they are what drove me to wine and xanax. This makes me so sad. I suck at motherhood. Not good at anything else either.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #188 on:** December 28, 2015, 03:09:17 PM »

DS stands for D. Scott.

WonderMeal · « **Reply #189 on:** December 28, 2015, 05:52:33 PM »

DH stands for "Darling Husband."

SMDH at the LMBIQ on this blog.

8manpick · « **Reply #190 on:** December 28, 2015, 06:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Fedor on December 28, 2015, 01:55:04 PM

DH and I are celebs. DH is gay and I've been having an affair for years. I'm not sure if I'm more scared of the day the press finds out and it ruins our careers or when our kids learn that Mommy and Daddy act off-screen.

Gavin and Gwen?

8manpick · « **Reply #191 on:** December 28, 2015, 06:50:52 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on December 21, 2015, 09:35:04 AM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 21, 2015, 08:58:53 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL read every word you guys. It just gets better and better (worse and worse) as it goes on

http://www.scarymommy.com/birth-story/

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Listen, I’ve pushed four kids out of my lady business, so I feel like I have at least some street cred for this discussion.

Some one should tell her that like 80% of the billions of women who have made it to adulthood have birthed a kid and they aren't some unique snowflakes

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #192 on:** December 29, 2015, 09:45:16 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on December 28, 2015, 06:50:52 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on December 21, 2015, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 21, 2015, 08:58:53 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL read every word you guys. It just gets better and better (worse and worse) as it goes on

http://www.scarymommy.com/birth-story/

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Listen, I’ve pushed four kids out of my lady business, so I feel like I have at least some street cred for this discussion.

Some one should tell her that like 80% of the billions of women who have made it to adulthood have birthed a kid and they aren't some unique snowflakes

Any woman can be a mother, but it takes someone special to be a mommy(blogger).

Bloodfart · « **Reply #193 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:38:48 PM »

I had a mommy blog moment this morning. I got up kind of grouchy so Mrs. Bf asked what's your problem? I said "well I had to get up at 4am to feed the baby." To which she replied "Well I was coding a patient at 4 am and they died." I said I can't top that and I will quit my pity party pronto.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #194 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:40:26 PM »

Sounds like I don't want mrs Bloodfart to ever doctor me

Bloodfart · « **Reply #195 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:47:23 PM »

That person was a goner. Mrs. Bf found out later that person had been resuscitated before and the patient got pissed off that they brought her back.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #196 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:06:53 AM »

So she let the lady die because she didn't want to get bitched at?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #197 on:** January 25, 2016, 10:52:11 PM »

http://www.scarymommy.com/motherhood-fatigue/

michigancat · « **Reply #198 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:08:29 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on January 25, 2016, 10:52:11 PM

http://www.scarymommy.com/motherhood-fatigue/

what miserable marriages. I'm sure these husbands are total putzes, but goddam the wives really hate the husbands.

_33 · « **Reply #199 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:14:45 PM »

I like to think they are usually exaggerating about how stupid and lazy their husbands are because it's so hilarious to write about. That's mommy blog comedy gold.