Author Topic: Breaking up the United States (Read 41055 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #125 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:06:22 AM »

Quote from: roidhead on July 17, 2015, 10:05:19 AM

and how are bears and the cool kids supposed to trade with lakesantonio and the place with people if brownbackistan, texas and racistville control the entire middle of the continent?

Berlin airlift style bro

star seed 7 · « **Reply #126 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:07:33 AM »

Quote from: roidhead on July 17, 2015, 10:05:19 AM

and how are bears and the cool kids supposed to trade with lakesantonio and the place with people if brownbackistan, texas and racistville control the entire middle of the continent?

Canada bro

Tobias · « **Reply #127 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:08:10 AM »

the good news for bears is that the BLM wasn't able to thwart all of their very own dugout dick's subterranean network

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #128 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:13:30 AM »

Cavers shall inherit the earth

CNS · « **Reply #129 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:26:45 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 17, 2015, 10:13:30 AM

Cavers shall inherit the earth

There is an argument that Racists could attract AK and MO and change the entire countries name to Cavers.

michigancat · « **Reply #130 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:32:19 AM »

I think you could split up PA and New York.

Also Bears rely way too much on the fed. govt, just like RacistTown

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #131 on:** July 17, 2015, 10:40:17 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 17, 2015, 10:32:19 AM

I think you could split up PA and New York.

Also Bears rely way too much on the fed. govt, just like RacistTown

bears will just keep everyone intoxicated enough that they won't realize we're a bunch of mooches.

0.42 · « **Reply #132 on:** July 17, 2015, 11:50:42 AM »

I'll support this plan if you airlift the entire Austin MSA out to Bears or Cool Kids but leave Kyle, Buda, Bastrop, and Round Rock/Leander/Pflugerville/Cedar Park/nobodygivesafuckburbs behind (doing that is VERY IMPORTANT)

Pete · « **Reply #133 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:27:25 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 17, 2015, 09:55:55 AM

There's also a chance Texas gobbles up OK and makes Texas just a bigger Texas. That would probably send AR to racistville for sure because it would be such a geographic outlier.

THIS

Texas takes over OK and then shazbot!'s the crap out of it until it is even more of a tornado ridden wasteland.

sys · « **Reply #134 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:36:47 PM »

i don't think we should be trying to start a war between texas and oklahoma.

Pete · « **Reply #135 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:20:38 PM »

Quote from: sys on July 17, 2015, 03:36:47 PM

i don't think we should be trying to start a war between texas and oklahoma.

No, I agree with you. That would be bad.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #136 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 17, 2015, 05:20:38 PM

Quote from: sys on July 17, 2015, 03:36:47 PM
i don't think we should be trying to start a war between texas and oklahoma.

No, I agree with you. That would be bad.

For Oklahoma.

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0.42 · « **Reply #137 on:** July 18, 2015, 11:47:01 PM »

All of our sleeper agents in Oklahoma would end that fight within like an hour

OK_Cat · « **Reply #138 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:49:39 AM »

Your mother

slobber · « **Reply #139 on:** July 19, 2015, 07:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 10:24:00 PM

Quote from: Spracne on July 16, 2015, 10:15:35 PM
Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 10:13:16 PM

Quote from: Spracne on July 16, 2015, 10:08:40 PM
You can go to hell. I will stay in Texas.

I did not expect that. Even if the country broke apart?

I just assumed one would have to be an affluent sociopath or destitute to want to stay in Texas in this sort of hypothetical situation. No?
Not sure why you would assume that. State your principles, Sir.

I mean, it's a land that seems pretty comfortable with the idea that everyone must fend for themselves and that only the strong should survive, AND/OR that the week are somehow serving their natural purpose by submitting to their betters. That isn't just a Texas thing though, that's an SEC thing. So, I am mostly talking about white Texans.

I take back my earlier thoughts on a peaceful divorce. I think the SEC would go to war with the Latinos areas of the Southwest.

surely somebody has pointed out that racist Pete makes if sound like the Latinos are not allowed out of the Southwest. Wouldn't they want to move away from that hell just like your common whitefolk?

Gonna win 'em all!

0.42 · « **Reply #140 on:** July 20, 2015, 12:41:59 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 19, 2015, 08:49:39 AM

Your mother

also colorado

puniraptor · « **Reply #141 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:06:46 PM »

I am excited to announce that the Underground State of Submerica has completed the last leg of our intercontinental tunnel network. We are now booking shipments completely under brownbackistan, racistville, and texas to avoid any absurd tariffs or societal interaction whatsoever.

also taking reservations for targeted sinkholes anywhere on the continent (priced by the sq ft, call now for free estimate)

CNS · « **Reply #142 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:13:00 PM »

You just built Sam's new sewer

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ben ji · « **Reply #143 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:40:33 PM »

Brownbackistan Breakout

When the United States Suffers a major socioeconomic collapse, a power vacuum sweeps the country. A newly radicalized Christian Government rises to power in the Great Plains and renames the Central United States Brownbackistan. News spreads about a newly created state to the west called "Bears" that is super awesome causing Premier Brownback to quickly to seal the borders of Brownbackistan.

In the thick of these Political Maneuvers, Steve Dave, a prominent BBS'r living in Omaha makes a break west for the newly created state of "Bears". With the major Interstates turned into Mad Max Zones and armed only with his trusty 16 gauge shotgun(No Ammo) Steve Dave will need to travel a perilous 350 miles undected to reach safety.

ben ji · « **Reply #144 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:02:56 PM »

SNEAK PEEK INTO CHAPTER 1 OF "BROWNBACKISTAN BREAKOUT"

"What do you mean you aren't accepting Frequent Flier miles at this time?" The strain was getting to Steve Dave, it had only been 5 days since Premier Brownback had created Brownbackistan but he desperatly wanted out.

"I'm sorry sir, but being an emerald gold select member means nothing now since we do not service Brownbackistan. We are estimating it will take 4-5 weeks before we can print a mini bible for each seat to comply with Brownbackistan Bill 78.32."

In 4-5 weeks every border along Brownbackistan would be sealed he thought, I need out now. After thanking the AA Emerald Gold Select attendant he immediately started thinking of the dangerous trip to "Bears" ahead of him. His IRL bud Pete had recently made the trip across I-70 and reported a Mad Max like scene with refugees being rounded up by BrownShirts and sent to "Born Again" Camps. Pete had narrowly escaped being "Born Again" when he was saved by Queen Winters and her family.

He would have to avoid the major highways, and he would have to leave fast.

When he got home he started packing. 4 Miller lite screw tops later he had loaded up his family and all of his George Brett Memorabilia into their jeep and was ready to go.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #145 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:16:34 PM »

Would buy

0.42 · « **Reply #146 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:01:17 PM »

oh my

slobber · « **Reply #147 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:03:26 PM »

Dear ben ji,
Please devote 78% of your time to finishing this story and 22% of your time to dog pictures and fishing.

Gonna win 'em all!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #148 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:05:24 PM »

ben ji, your latest piece of literature and i are going to set record numbers at #FF16

star seed 7 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 20, 2015, 07:32:43 PM »

could a person ride a cow all the way to bears?