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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #100 on: July 17, 2015, 09:40:21 AM »
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #101 on: July 17, 2015, 09:41:20 AM »
the problem with bears is, that there is a significant portion of the population that we have to trail of tears back to racistville, but they're holed up, up there in the mountains with a bunch of high-powered rifles, meth and that other racist flag that nobody has flown in public for years.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #102 on: July 17, 2015, 09:42:28 AM »
Also Utah should be desertville
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #103 on: July 17, 2015, 09:42:38 AM »
'bias can you highlight that portion of bears that we need to put a fence around to keep the drugs, guns and violence out?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #104 on: July 17, 2015, 09:43:09 AM »
Bears also should take the dakotas
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #105 on: July 17, 2015, 09:45:14 AM »
Bears also should take the dakotas

maybe on some annual bear states opposite day. good grief with this terrible pairing.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #106 on: July 17, 2015, 09:46:29 AM »
Bears also should take the dakotas

it should be a colony of lakesantonio. one thing is for certain, brownbackistan definitely should not be in control of that large of portion of this continent's natural resources. those people are idiots.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #107 on: July 17, 2015, 09:46:49 AM »
I meant by force, for oil
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #108 on: July 17, 2015, 09:47:54 AM »
'bias can you highlight that portion of bears that we need to put a fence around to keep the drugs, guns and violence out?

most everyone's pretty pud... biggest threat probably weirdo arizona desertville militia types or racistville sneaking across the brownbackistan panhandle?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #109 on: July 17, 2015, 09:50:46 AM »
the dakotas are 100% culturally brownbackistani. there is nothing you or anyone else can do to remove them from their brownbackistani roots. if anyone's going to be leaving brownbackistan it's going to be MO or AR going to racistville.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #110 on: July 17, 2015, 09:51:22 AM »
'bias can you highlight that portion of bears that we need to put a fence around to keep the drugs, guns and violence out?

most everyone's pretty pud... biggest threat probably weirdo arizona desertville militia types or racistville sneaking across the brownbackistan panhandle?

i'm putting a forty-foot high fence around that red dot to control the peckerwood population.


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #111 on: July 17, 2015, 09:52:17 AM »
UT could also go desertville but culturally it doesn't fit very well and it has awesome mountains so I think it's a better Bears fit.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #112 on: July 17, 2015, 09:53:52 AM »
we can just annex them into racistville or northern brownbackistan as an island territory and put up a wall?  maybe talk with the cool kids and see if we can get that perimeter fence thing / smoke monster from Lost?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #113 on: July 17, 2015, 09:55:55 AM »
There's also a chance Texas gobbles up OK and makes Texas just a bigger Texas. That would probably send AR to racistville for sure because it would be such a geographic outlier.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #114 on: July 17, 2015, 09:56:36 AM »
Ok deserves that
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #115 on: July 17, 2015, 09:57:09 AM »
but I don't want that happening because I don't want racistville to have that much right angle/straight line border. it just wouldn't be right.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #116 on: July 17, 2015, 09:57:40 AM »
Couldn't you just throw out the current state borders? I mean eastern IA and western IA have no business being in the same country, IMO.   Central TX would probably be a great state on it's own.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #117 on: July 17, 2015, 09:57:41 AM »
would also make for great enjoyment from UT groaning

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #118 on: July 17, 2015, 09:58:44 AM »
Couldn't you just throw out the current state borders? I mean eastern IA and western IA have no business being in the same country, IMO.   Central TX would probably be a great state on it's own.

wtf is that IA crap? The entire state is exactly the same. nobody is splitting up IA. JFC. and no part of Texas no matter how you slice it is going to be a great state. maybe if austin teleported to cool kids I guess.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #119 on: July 17, 2015, 10:00:10 AM »
This would kill the NBA

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #120 on: July 17, 2015, 10:02:33 AM »
I mean, you could take the state of IA and flip it upside down and literally nobody outside of the state of IA would notice. or take the IA box and shake the crap out of it so all the cities go to one corner and the only people wondering WTF just happened would be the stupid iowans.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #121 on: July 17, 2015, 10:02:48 AM »
the more that I think about the vatican city of racists smack dab in the middle of bears, the more lakesantonio appeals to me, but that place would be so rough ridin' cold, and it's so close to actual racistville.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2015, 10:04:21 AM »
It's bears or cool kids for me. The rust belt has nothing of interest
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2015, 10:05:19 AM »
and how are bears and the cool kids supposed to trade with lakesantonio and the place with people if brownbackistan, texas and racistville control the entire middle of the continent?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #124 on: July 17, 2015, 10:05:38 AM »
stupid iowan: OH crap! Corning is over here and Creston is over here now? And what happened to Cedar Falls!?

everyone else in the entire world: nobody knows what you're talking about idiot.