The Cool Kids: CA, OR, WA, HI
Brownbackistan: KS, OK, NE, MO, IA, ND, SD, AR
Texas: Texas
Desertville: NM, AZ, NV (gambling and retirees from brownbackistan.)
Bears: CO

, WY, ID, MT, UT (CO wants to be with the cool kids but geography, you know?)
Lakesantonio: MN, IL, WI, MI, IN, OH (PA should probably go here but it would cut off some states from the NE so they don't)
Racistville: LA, MS, AL, GA, SC, NC, VA, FL, TN, KY, WV
The Part With People: All the tiny/NE states, plus NY and PA. also DC.
New Russia: Alaska