Author Topic: Doomsday Prepers (Read 23920 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #75 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:03:07 AM »

When doomsday comes, you want to be one of the guys in a desirable location telling the okies "ain't no jobs here". QW's parents are mumped because they live in western KS. No amount of creamed corn is going to change that.

8manpick · « **Reply #76 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:05:55 AM »

Haven't we evolved beyond using shiny, not particularly useful things as currency?

kslim · « **Reply #77 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:39:01 AM »

ILL PROTECT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

OK_Cat · « **Reply #78 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:47:26 AM »

Winters is too good for this crazy

puniraptor · « **Reply #79 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:51:05 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on July 13, 2015, 08:26:20 PM

it's not signed by Randy Jackson or anything but if the zombies come, watch out!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #80 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:51:45 AM »

QW, what are your parents doing to prepare for the cold?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/van-winkles/winter-is-coming-scientis_b_7787664.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

puniraptor · « **Reply #81 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:54:21 AM »

i ate 3 bagels this morning (w/ cream cheese) as a short term prep in case shtf right now and i dont get to eat for another 40 days and 40 nights

meow meow · « **Reply #82 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:07:05 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 14, 2015, 09:47:26 AM

Winters is too good for this crazy

glad someone said it

puniraptor · « **Reply #83 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:08:37 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 14, 2015, 09:51:05 AM

Quote from: The Big Train on July 13, 2015, 08:26:20 PM
it's not signed by Randy Jackson or anything but if the zombies come, watch out!

how many peacekeepers could you take down with that thing when the UN invades?

The Big Train · « **Reply #84 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:10:05 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 14, 2015, 10:08:37 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on July 14, 2015, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: The Big Train on July 13, 2015, 08:26:20 PM
it's not signed by Randy Jackson or anything but if the zombies come, watch out!

how many peacekeepers could you take down with that thing when the UN invades?

its kill bill legendary blade quality so probably just about anything that they throw at us

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #85 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:41:11 AM »

dickstone delivers a high quality thread to support combo fan season right up to football

Winters · « **Reply #86 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:47:10 AM »

Quote from: meow meow on July 14, 2015, 10:07:05 AM

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 14, 2015, 09:47:26 AM
Winters is too good for this crazy

glad someone said it

puniraptor · « **Reply #87 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:47:57 AM »

I only have about 80 bullets. Is this enough to knock over the queens reno stash?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #88 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:57:15 AM »

the best part is that she has been kind of indoctrinated so totally thinks its normal. the fire extinguisher analogy is one they probably have to use often.

puniraptor · « **Reply #89 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:03:19 AM »

this is my katana:

its rated at 15 UN peacekeepers per minute or 3 self aware humanoid robots per minute

Fedor · « **Reply #90 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:05:49 AM »

Everyone needs a hobby guys.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #91 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:06:04 AM »

puni could just throw his lunch at people and they will start barfing and not be able to fight him.

puniraptor · « **Reply #92 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:09:16 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 14, 2015, 11:06:04 AM

puni could just throw his lunch at people and they will start barfing and not be able to fight him.

puniraptor · « **Reply #93 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:16:45 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 14, 2015, 11:03:19 AM

this is my katana:

its rated at 15 UN peacekeepers per minute or 3 self aware humanoid robots per minute

if something more serious hits the fan i will dual wield with this katana:

i could easily take 5-6 obama care death panels AT ONCE

CNS · « **Reply #94 on:** July 14, 2015, 11:49:29 AM »

I have two bows(both with arrows

). I mean, how many times can you even use a bullet? Twice? I am going to Darryl Dixon the crap out of the QW's Compound.

puniraptor · « **Reply #95 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:32:53 PM »

got this m. f.'n honey bucket on my amazon prepper list for tomorrow. you should too.

http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-Zone-Bucket-Complete-Chemicals/dp/B004MIBPVO/ref=sr_1_13?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1436895113&sr=1-13

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #96 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:33:33 PM »

Man, I misread the thread title. Thought it said doomsday peppers so

puniraptor · « **Reply #97 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:35:59 PM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on July 14, 2015, 12:33:33 PM

Man, I misread the thread title. Thought it said doomsday peppers so

my bhut jolokia has really started to take off

puniraptor · « **Reply #98 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:37:41 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 14, 2015, 12:35:59 PM

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on July 14, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Man, I misread the thread title. Thought it said doomsday peppers so

my bhut jolokia has really started to take off

when it fruits and my doomsday wings hit the fan, that honey bucket will be indispensable.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #99 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:38:06 PM »

I like how doomsday items are also always great for hunting and camping. Shows how horrible hunting and camping are