I'm going to throw myself at the mercy of the board here, but here goes.....
When I'm at work, I sit down to pee. But I have reasons.....
1. It's a one person bathroom (which leads to the other reasons)
2. It's smart phone time. Instagram, clash of clans, maybe some boom beach
3. I'm getting paid, might as well take my time.
Now anywhere else, 100% stand up.