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Okay I've got a real problem here
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:50:44 PM »
My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.


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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2015, 05:53:35 PM »
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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 05:57:23 PM »
So if he went into a bathroom that had free urinals but all the stalls were occupied, would he wait for a stall?

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 06:28:18 PM »
I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?
its rough ridin' weird?

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2015, 06:29:02 PM »
So if he went into a bathroom that had free urinals but all the stalls were occupied, would he wait for a stall?
maybe I had to leave the room so I didn't ask any questions

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2015, 06:37:16 PM »
He's rough ridin' w you

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2015, 06:39:53 PM »
He's rough ridin' w you

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no he isn't. That's the problem, I wish he was

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2015, 06:41:54 PM »
I talked to a guy one time that for some reason was free with this some tidbit of information.....said it was less messy.  I didn't know what to say.


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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2015, 06:57:01 PM »
Wtf? I'm loosing faith in humanity

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2015, 07:01:10 PM »
weird thread

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2015, 07:27:55 PM »
If this is a parody of a gopo thread I really got reeled in.
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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2015, 07:33:55 PM »
No immediate comparison to women followed by degradation of women.  No way it was a gopo thread.

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2015, 07:53:24 PM »
My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.

How does this even get brought up?

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2015, 08:12:38 PM »
My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.

How does this even get brought up?
mentioned by another coworker that shared a hotel room with him. He is the typical alpha male which makes it even weirder

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2015, 08:15:22 PM »
It's only weird if he also stands up to poop.

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2015, 08:17:23 PM »
lol

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2015, 10:42:31 PM »
Evidently does not have a problem with checking the waters temperature.

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2015, 10:57:28 PM »
by order of preference:  outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.
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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2015, 12:04:53 AM »
by order of preference:  outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.

You left out during a shower
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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2015, 12:08:30 AM »
I think the realer problem is you work at a place where your boss has to share a hotel room on a business trip(?)

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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2015, 12:12:47 AM »
1. outside

2. shower

3. private bathroom, standing, while leaning on the wall

4. stall standing (always been a stall man)

5. urinal (with the space of at least one urinal between)

6. maybe sitting. it's weird.
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Re: Okay I've got a real problem here
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2015, 12:34:40 AM »
by order of preference:  outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.

You left out during a shower

Also in a swimming pool, but maybe that's included in "outside."   :dunno: