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Re: EXTREME FOOTBALL INSIDER TIDBITS!
« Reply #125 on: August 14, 2015, 08:20:40 AM »
Wyatt vision said ertz is going to be the guy. Not sure how much stock I put into that but whatever. What happened to the dude that could be pretty good from juco that broke his leg so nobody recruited him. Did he get Bruced?

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« Reply #126 on: August 14, 2015, 08:32:01 AM »
Wyatt is just a puppet for K-State athletics and will just say whatever they tell him to say. 

Wyatt:  "Hey Coach, who you got starting QB this year?"
Bill:  "Hi Wyatt, how is the family?  Your grandkids getting A's in school?"  The QB's have all made great progress and are battling for that #1 spot."
Wyatt:  "Sure that is great to hear.  There has to be one that has a slight advantage right?"
Bill:  "Sure Wyatt.  You know Ertz has been here for X years and knows the playbook really well and really persevered during the offseason to improve himself as person and student athlete.  Don't be surprised to see him under center."
Wyatt:  "That is great news Coach.  You know he and Heubner remind me of Colin Klein and well it's just a great time to a part of the Wildcat Family.  Go Cats and good luck Coach!"

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« Reply #127 on: August 14, 2015, 08:37:27 AM »
Wyatt is easily the most awe shux leave it to beaver type in the modern world. Probably would have been in the 50s too.
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« Reply #128 on: August 14, 2015, 08:47:03 AM »
Ertz is going to be the starter on game one. I can say that with 100% confidence


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« Reply #129 on: August 14, 2015, 09:01:16 AM »
there is no way anybody with the name "Ertz" is good at football
Shut up mocat. If even one time in his entire career he goes turbo sketti and just plows through some 5'-8" 170 lb free safety then after the play stands over him and says "Ertz, don't it?" Then that alone would make him great.

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« Reply #130 on: August 14, 2015, 09:01:57 AM »
Wyatt is easily the most awe shux leave it to beaver type in the modern world. Probably would have been in the 50s too.

I think you would be surprised were you to interact with Wyatt IRL when he's in a non-professional setting.  Or so I've heard.
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« Reply #131 on: August 14, 2015, 09:06:52 AM »
there is no way anybody with the name "Ertz" is good at football
Shut up mocat. If even one time in his entire career he goes turbo sketti and just plows through some 5'-8" 170 lb free safety then after the play stands over him and says "Ertz, don't it?" Then that alone would make him great.

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« Reply #132 on: August 14, 2015, 09:36:08 AM »
there is no way anybody with the name "Ertz" is good at football
Shut up mocat. If even one time in his entire career he goes turbo sketti and just plows through some 5'-8" 170 lb free safety then after the play stands over him and says "Ertz, don't it?" Then that alone would make him great.

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« Reply #133 on: August 14, 2015, 09:41:31 AM »
Welp sorry MIR fam in advance for both of the obscenity laced tirades that will erupt from my mouth when Ertz trots out for the first snap followed by Hubes in mop up time in the second half.

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« Reply #134 on: August 14, 2015, 11:25:32 AM »
So familiar.  I'm gonna have to find the audio of The Ed calling OBz' office to make sure Sams would be starting over that other kid.

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« Reply #135 on: August 14, 2015, 11:26:48 AM »
Wyatt is easily the most awe shux leave it to beaver type in the modern world. Probably would have been in the 50s too.

I think you would be surprised were you to interact with Wyatt IRL when he's in a non-professional setting.  Or so I've heard.
Can confirm, he was dating the lady that lived next door to my college house. He's a heavy smoker too.

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« Reply #136 on: August 14, 2015, 11:29:56 AM »
I drunkenly talked to Wyatt at a nutPAK, maybe the same one as the incident, and yeah, he's cool off the record.

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« Reply #137 on: August 14, 2015, 11:32:47 AM »
Wyatt is easily the most awe shux leave it to beaver type in the modern world. Probably would have been in the 50s too.

I think you would be surprised were you to interact with Wyatt IRL when he's in a non-professional setting.  Or so I've heard.
Can confirm, he was dating the lady that lived next door to my college house. He's a heavy smoker too.

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Re: EXTREME FOOTBALL INSIDER TIDBITS!
« Reply #138 on: August 14, 2015, 11:46:51 AM »
lol @ that description. Wyatt is a bachelor who loves to pound beers and has a different girlfriend every month.
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« Reply #139 on: August 14, 2015, 01:26:33 PM »
Super excited for the first "why doesn't bill open up the playbook" that one is always great fodder

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« Reply #140 on: August 14, 2015, 01:55:53 PM »
lol @ that description. Wyatt is a bachelor who loves to pound beers and has a different girlfriend every month.

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« Reply #141 on: August 14, 2015, 02:07:31 PM »
He's married and hasn't smoked in nearly 2 years :two_cents:

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« Reply #142 on: August 14, 2015, 02:08:19 PM »
Glad to hear I was wrong (don't feel that way often). As a play by play, a little before average for football and a little above for bball. When he's being interviewed on kc sports radio, he's the worst. Basically never gives any real opinions our predictions. Just awful.
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« Reply #143 on: August 14, 2015, 04:05:33 PM »
Glad to hear I was wrong (don't feel that way often). As a play by play, a little before average for football and a little above for bball. When he's being interviewed on kc sports radio, he's the worst. Basically never gives any real opinions our predictions. Just awful.
He is not the best out there but at least better than the ones down at Larryville. 

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« Reply #144 on: August 14, 2015, 04:50:36 PM »
I'm still not over Greg Sharp. BITB and it's not close.

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« Reply #145 on: August 14, 2015, 05:06:33 PM »
I'm still not over Greg Sharp. BITB and it's not close.

Oh really?  Have you heard him act like a raging jackass on the NU calls, because I have.  He is dead to me.

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« Reply #146 on: August 14, 2015, 05:54:04 PM »
I'm still not over Greg Sharp. BITB and it's not close.

Oh really?  Have you heard him act like a raging jackass on the NU calls, because I have.  He is dead to me.

You bet, Pete.  I can't stand him.

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« Reply #147 on: August 14, 2015, 05:58:04 PM »
I miss him, but rarely listen to games on the radio so oh well
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« Reply #148 on: August 14, 2015, 05:59:40 PM »
He got mumped over by the Stecklines (former employer of mine). I don't blame him for taking the next D1 job available.

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« Reply #149 on: August 14, 2015, 06:35:44 PM »
Daniel is looking like a heisman winner

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