2020 election. The primaries will be held through a The Voice like nightly tv show where on monday night the candidates display their talent in one way or another, then Carson daily opens up the live voting (#5 to reelect trump!). Tuesdays show will be a live elimination where the judges (the party & PAC fuckfaces) can save a candidate by showing an Ace of Clubs and all left standing during the music playout stay alive for another round. Wednesdays will be the Live Knockouts and will pit two similar fuckfaces against each other (cruz v carson, trump v the pope, jeb v kasich, etc). More voting, etc. Thursdays, we get live results/eliminations and this time judges can steal!
After a few private coaching seshes, where they get a guest coach like Karl rove, or something, they perform again. Etc. Eventually, we tweet our final vote w/ a hashtag.