Author Topic: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses (Read 5351 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** May 30, 2015, 07:33:59 AM »

Hey buds. This is me trying to make a march between the big 12 football sports teams with popular television show and book game of throne houses. I have not read the books and I may lose energy as I go.

K-State- Tully
"Family, Duty, Honor"
The Riverlands

Texas- Lannister
"Hear me roar"
"A Lannister always pays his debts."
Casterly Rock

Baylor- The Faith Militant

Iowa State- Stark
"Winter is Coming"
Winterfell

Oklahoma-Martell
"unbowed, unbent, unbroken"
Dorne

Texas Tech- Dothraki

Oklahoma St- Barratheon?

TCU- Tyrell
"growing strong"
Highgarden

Oklahoma State- Qarth
Full of warlocks and empty Vaults

KU- Greyjoy
"We do not sow"
iron islands

Bonus
Colorado- Arryn
Aggies- Bolton
Missouri- The Nightswatch
Nebraska- Targaryen

AppleJack · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM »

Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Benja · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM »

These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2015, 01:50:33 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM

These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

Mostly criminals.

Benja · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:15:06 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on June 05, 2015, 01:50:33 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

Mostly criminals.

Very nice

Spracne · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:16:26 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM

These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

KSU would be House Stark if pw got his way.

Benja · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM

Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

mocat · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:53:21 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 05, 2015, 02:16:26 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?
KSU would be House Stark if pw got his way.

Yet another one, look at Sprachs just killing it.

Spracne · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:04:20 PM »

If Oberon Prince hadn't been axed, KSU would have been House Martell.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:18:52 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 05, 2015, 03:04:20 PM

If Oberon Prince hadn't been axed, KSU would have been House Martell.

More like if Westeros had issued a Martell rule after he died.

Benja · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:23:51 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 05, 2015, 02:39:58 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid

but that's my take.

American Standard · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »

Tech is better suited as the Unsullied. UT The Iron Bank and OU as Lannister. IMO.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:38:21 PM »

Quote from: American Standard on June 05, 2015, 04:32:30 PM

Tech is better suited as the Unsullied. UT The Iron Bank and OU as Lannister. IMO.

tech as dothraki is perfect. other suggestos are really good.

Benja · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »

I forgot about the iron bank!

Benja · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:40:33 PM »

American Standard honestly just rough ridin' killed it with his suggesto's

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:54:48 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:23:51 PM

Quote from: mocat on June 05, 2015, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid but that's my take.

BYU is the brotherhood without banners.

Benja · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:58:48 PM »

Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

Benja · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 05, 2015, 04:54:48 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:23:51 PM
Quote from: mocat on June 05, 2015, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid but that's my take.

BYU is the brotherhood without banners.

BWB does have the weird religious stuff going on

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:20:24 PM »

baylor is house bolton. they've covered up a murder of one of their that everyone knows about, but doesn't talk about, and they'll pull the rug out from underneath you the exact moment you reach the brink of success.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:22:27 PM »

Aggie is house Targaryen, weirdo rough ridin' pet grave yards and weirdo sexual stuff.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:58:48 PM

Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

Lannister is blue blood pedigree. Oklahoma is a bunch of moneyed hicks.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:06:32 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 05, 2015, 05:22:27 PM

Aggie is house Targaryen, weirdo rough ridin' pet grave yards and weirdo sexual stuff.

Baylor is definitely most likely to carve a religious symbol in their forehead.

House Targaryean represents a former house that knew how to harness dragons (the option) but which everyone think have died out. Almost completely extinct, banished to a strange land, they are hanging on to a glimmer of hope that one day they may again learn to ride the dragons and rule the 7 kingdoms. This is Nebraska and maybe also Penn State.

sys · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »

baylor is stannis/melisandre and all the red priests.

Benja · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2015, 03:13:25 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on June 05, 2015, 08:01:29 PM

Quote from: Benja on June 05, 2015, 04:58:48 PM
Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

Lannister is blue blood pedigree. Oklahoma is a bunch of moneyed hicks.

Yeah, i really like Texas as the iron bank though. Just kind of sitting on their money. Oklahoma is elite but way more chip-shouldery, like the lannisters