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Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:33:59 AM »
Hey buds.  This is me trying to make a march between the big 12 football sports teams with popular television show and book game of throne houses.  I have not read the books and I may lose energy as I go.

K-State- Tully
"Family, Duty, Honor"
The Riverlands

Texas- Lannister
"Hear me roar"
"A Lannister always pays his debts."
Casterly  Rock

Baylor- The Faith Militant

Iowa State- Stark
"Winter is Coming"
Winterfell

Oklahoma-Martell
"unbowed, unbent, unbroken"
Dorne

Texas Tech- Dothraki

Oklahoma St- Barratheon?

TCU-  Tyrell
"growing strong"
Highgarden

Oklahoma State- Qarth
Full of warlocks and empty Vaults

KU- Greyjoy
"We do not sow"
iron islands

Bonus
Colorado- Arryn
Aggies- Bolton
Missouri- The Nightswatch
Nebraska- Targaryen



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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2015, 07:54:41 AM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners
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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2015, 01:07:51 PM »
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2015, 01:50:33 PM »
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

Mostly criminals.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2015, 02:15:06 PM »
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?

Mostly criminals.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2015, 02:16:26 PM »
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?
KSU would be House Stark if pw got his way.
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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2015, 02:19:49 PM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2015, 02:39:58 PM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2015, 02:53:21 PM »
These are great and mostly spot on. I kinda wanted k state to be stark but tully makes sense. Aggies as Bolton is perfect as are many others. Why is mizzou nightswatch?
KSU would be House Stark if pw got his way.
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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2015, 03:04:20 PM »
If Oberon Prince hadn't been axed, KSU would have been House Martell.
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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2015, 03:18:52 PM »
If Oberon Prince hadn't been axed, KSU would have been House Martell.

More like if Westeros had issued a Martell rule after he died.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2015, 04:23:51 PM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid :lol: but that's my take.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »
Tech is better suited as the Unsullied.  UT The Iron Bank and OU as Lannister. IMO.


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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2015, 04:38:21 PM »
Tech is better suited as the Unsullied.  UT The Iron Bank and OU as Lannister. IMO.
tech as dothraki is perfect. other suggestos are really good.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »
I forgot about the iron bank!

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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2015, 04:40:33 PM »
American Standard honestly just rough ridin' killed it with his suggesto's

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2015, 04:54:48 PM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid :lol: but that's my take.

BYU is the brotherhood without banners.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2015, 04:58:48 PM »
Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2015, 05:00:21 PM »
Do the Brotherhood without Banners

Fresno st or something? Boise st? I dunno

notre dame

I mean of course I thought of that one first but I was thinking of BWB as more renegade-y and non-flag-wavey and notre dame seems very flag-wavey. I mean I'm no Kat Kid :lol: but that's my take.

BYU is the brotherhood without banners.

BWB does have the weird religious stuff going on

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2015, 05:20:24 PM »
baylor is house bolton. they've covered up a murder of one of their that everyone knows about, but doesn't talk about, and they'll pull the rug out from underneath you the exact moment you reach the brink of success.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2015, 05:22:27 PM »
Aggie is house Targaryen, weirdo rough ridin' pet grave yards and weirdo sexual stuff.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2015, 08:01:29 PM »

Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

Lannister is blue blood pedigree.  Oklahoma is a bunch of moneyed hicks.

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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2015, 08:06:32 PM »

Aggie is house Targaryen, weirdo rough ridin' pet grave yards and weirdo sexual stuff.

Baylor is definitely most likely to carve a religious symbol in their forehead.

House Targaryean represents a former house that knew how to harness dragons (the option) but which everyone think have died out.  Almost completely extinct, banished to a strange land, they are hanging on to a glimmer of hope that one day they may again learn to ride the dragons and rule the 7 kingdoms.  This is Nebraska and maybe also Penn State.

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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »
baylor is stannis/melisandre and all the red priests.
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Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2015, 03:13:25 AM »

Oklahoma as the lannisters is perfect. Always afraid of losing their elite status, willing to do whatever it takes, and Switzer can play Tyrion Lannister, I mean you guys

Lannister is blue blood pedigree.  Oklahoma is a bunch of moneyed hicks.

Yeah, i really like Texas as the iron bank though. Just kind of sitting on their money. Oklahoma is elite but way more chip-shouldery, like the lannisters