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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #825 on: August 01, 2013, 02:28:35 PM »
Do I wish they'd just bake it? Yes. But no other place has pizzas that good, or stuffed pizzas.
i'm not saying it's not delicious.  i'm saying that papa murphy's should shell out the scratch to buy some ovens so i don't have to drive to Papa Murphy's then drive home then wait 45 minutes for this stinkin' Pizza to be ready.
but then the product would cost a small fortune (cuz it's so good)
listen sabi.  i don't want this to offend you because you're one of my best irl bros. 

you are a sheep.  you are a pawn in the chess game being played between Papa Murphy's and intelligence.  it's time for you to wake up and demand that a pizza place actually cooks the pizza.

PM is saying to the customer, "you cook the pizza!  :grin:"  and that's absurd.  what if a fire department, as a novelty, told the people it serves, "you put out the fire! :grin:"?

 people would die.



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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #826 on: August 01, 2013, 02:29:54 PM »
it's gross, tho

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #827 on: August 01, 2013, 02:31:24 PM »
I used to get a p'zone sometimes, but not in a while.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #828 on: August 01, 2013, 02:31:44 PM »
Do I wish they'd just bake it? Yes. But no other place has pizzas that good, or stuffed pizzas.
i'm not saying it's not delicious.  i'm saying that papa murphy's should shell out the scratch to buy some ovens so i don't have to drive to Papa Murphy's then drive home then wait 45 minutes for this stinkin' Pizza to be ready.
but then the product would cost a small fortune (cuz it's so good)
listen sabi.  i don't want this to offend you because you're one of my best irl bros. 

you are a sheep.  you are a pawn in the chess game being played between Papa Murphy's and intelligence.  it's time for you to wake up and demand that a pizza place actually cooks the pizza.

PM is saying to the customer, "you cook the pizza!  :grin:"  and that's absurd.  what if a fire department, as a novelty, told the people it serves, "you put out the fire! :grin:"?

 people would die.



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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #829 on: August 01, 2013, 02:35:21 PM »
don't even get me started on salad bars.

kill your own turkey!  pasteurize your own milk!  formulate your own medicine!

how novel!


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #830 on: August 01, 2013, 02:39:50 PM »
I bet Dlew hates non-valet parking lots

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #831 on: August 01, 2013, 02:40:23 PM »
Anyone else think a calzone is just a folded pizza?

i used to live by this rule in college and it payed out exponentially in money saving. "how much is a pizza? 12$?! give me the calzone for $6."


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #832 on: August 01, 2013, 02:45:26 PM »
Listen Dlew and all other Papa Murphy haters: A large pizza on a weekend night generally runs $12, especially a multi-topped one. Well you can get a stuffed pizza that is so full of ingredients that the average human is full after 2 pieces, for the same price as long as you bake it yourself. How do you turn that deal down? You would pay the same prize for half the size of meal just so you can be lazy? I mean, all you do is stick it in the oven. That's the same amount of energy you exert picking up the phone to call for delivery. I bet when Jim Gaffigan made that joke about the delivery guy coming in and feeding it to you Dlew thought that was a pretty good idea. I can hear him now, "Feed myself!!?? Why don't I just go get the ingredients from the store and make it myself too!!!"

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #833 on: August 01, 2013, 02:48:11 PM »
If you own a pizza stone, and you cook a papa murphys pizza on it, its pretty elite.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #834 on: August 01, 2013, 02:49:00 PM »
papa murphys would probably cost at least 45$ per pizza if they cooked it.


If you've never had a calzone, go to grinders and get a side of the spicy marinara.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #835 on: August 01, 2013, 02:50:58 PM »
Man, I could use some pizza right now.  :love:

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #836 on: August 01, 2013, 02:51:39 PM »
i told you guys to shutup about papa murphys before dlew saw. now look what happened...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #837 on: August 01, 2013, 02:55:11 PM »
Here's your barley, yeast and hops and i hope you have some tap water at home.  That'll be $8.

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Re: Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #838 on: August 01, 2013, 02:55:12 PM »
Do I wish they'd just bake it? Yes. But no other place has pizzas that good, or stuffed pizzas.

you really think papa murphy's is better than the rest?
It's no five star pizza..but 10 bucks for a large is only beaten by little caesers but who knows how long those pizzas have been sitting there
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #839 on: August 01, 2013, 02:56:23 PM »
i think i would rather have a pizza hut 10$ large (limited time offer) than a papa murphy's 10$ large.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #840 on: August 01, 2013, 02:58:50 PM »
i mean, Papa Murphy's is basically a grocery store with an extremely limited selection of groceries.


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #841 on: August 01, 2013, 03:00:05 PM »
i think i would rather have a pizza hut 10$ large (limited time offer) than a papa murphy's 10$ large.

gmafb.

i mean, Papa Murphy's is basically a grocery store with an extremely limited selection of groceries.

this is actually pretty spot on.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #842 on: August 01, 2013, 03:00:14 PM »
Here's your barley, yeast and hops and i hope you have some tap water at home.  That'll be $8.

Thanks for coming into Aggie Station, come again!

So you're saying home brewing is the same as sticking something in the oven for 15 minutes? I mean, you're going to have to use better analogies or I'm going to take you less seriously than I already do.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #843 on: August 01, 2013, 03:01:50 PM »
you're going to have to use better analogies or I'm going to take you less seriously than I already do.
drive on down to the station.  here's a badge and a gun.  catch your own criminals!

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #844 on: August 01, 2013, 03:02:55 PM »
Dlew, I'm being 100% serious when I asked this because you're usually good at analogies (and puns, but that's a whole 'nother story): Do you know how easy it is to use an oven?

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Re: Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #845 on: August 01, 2013, 03:03:15 PM »
i think i would rather have a pizza hut 10$ large (limited time offer) than a papa murphy's 10$ large.
I don't think a pizza hut taco pizza would be very good
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #846 on: August 01, 2013, 03:03:27 PM »
The liquor store expects me to put the beer in the fridge myself?  JFC, why don't I just home brew instead!
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #847 on: August 01, 2013, 03:04:16 PM »
The liquor store expects me to put the beer in the fridge myself?  JFC, why don't I just home brew instead!

Dlew, this is a much better example. I mean, tapping a keg is much more difficult than using an oven but I'm sure you don't complain about the idea of buying a keg from a liquor store.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #848 on: August 01, 2013, 03:04:53 PM »
dont bother, guys. dlew is just upset he didnt come up with the idea himself. lets just tell him the home brewing idea is good so he will feel better.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #849 on: August 01, 2013, 03:05:36 PM »
you're going to have to use better analogies or I'm going to take you less seriously than I already do.
drive on down to the station.  here's a badge and a gun.  catch your own criminals!

what a delight!

this would make a fortune in the midwest/south