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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1550 on: January 15, 2015, 01:55:40 PM »
cauliflower is an awesome T-booster and life extender

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1551 on: January 15, 2015, 01:56:17 PM »
cauliflower is great if you cover it up with a bunch of other crap or make it unrecognizable

I could go IN on a fresh plate of cauliflower right now. Oh man.

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« Reply #1552 on: January 15, 2015, 02:02:46 PM »
yeah, to begin with, i like cauliflower. if it was zucchini or broccoli i would not enjoy it. but cauliflower is delicious and versatile.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1553 on: January 15, 2015, 02:03:41 PM »
i like junior mints but i'm not making pizza crust out of them, dumbass


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1554 on: January 15, 2015, 02:04:48 PM »
i made english muffin pizzas last night

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1555 on: January 15, 2015, 02:05:13 PM »
I refuse to accept that mocat is being serious with this revelation coming just after his hard-line stance on chicken as a pizza topping.  Cauliflower-crust pizza? It's like not even pizza.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1556 on: January 15, 2015, 02:06:32 PM »
im working on a chicken-crust pizza concept

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1557 on: January 15, 2015, 02:06:41 PM »
cauliflower is great if you cover it up with a bunch of other crap or make it unrecognizable


Try roasted cauliflower sometime instead of boiled.  You won't even believe it's the same vegetable.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1558 on: January 15, 2015, 02:07:22 PM »
i dont think anybody boils vegetables anymore

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1559 on: January 15, 2015, 02:09:23 PM »
hipster broccoli is tearing the pizza thread apart

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1560 on: January 15, 2015, 02:10:34 PM »
mocat, have you considered pinning tilapia as a primary toppy?

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1561 on: January 15, 2015, 02:12:01 PM »
I refuse to accept that mocat is being serious with this revelation coming just after his hard-line stance on chicken as a pizza topping.  Cauliflower-crust pizza? It's like not even pizza.

yeah this is pretty contradictory, i understand.
the toppings will all be standard pizza-fare though. pizza crust is pretty wide open to interpretation in my book. i mean what even is pizza crust.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1562 on: January 15, 2015, 02:12:32 PM »
junior mints are disgusting and i would not allow them in my place of residence.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1563 on: January 15, 2015, 02:44:52 PM »
That cauliflower crust pizza probably is no better for you than regular crust, since the crust is half cheese
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1564 on: January 15, 2015, 02:48:09 PM »
That cauliflower crust pizza probably is no better for you than regular crust, since the crust is half cheese

mocat has issues with gluten


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1565 on: January 15, 2015, 02:56:24 PM »
That cauliflower crust pizza probably is no better for you than regular crust, since the crust is half cheese

mocat has issues with gluten
Celiac disease or attention seeking?
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1566 on: January 15, 2015, 03:17:17 PM »
Tried gluten free beer once. Yuck. Same night we lost to Baylor. Yuck.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1567 on: January 15, 2015, 03:17:55 PM »
you guys are mufasa and i'm simba and the elephant graveyard is cauliflower crust and nothing good will come of it.  :frown:

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1568 on: January 15, 2015, 03:29:53 PM »
Tried gluten free beer once. Yuck. Same night we lost to Baylor. Yuck.

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No you didn't.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1569 on: January 15, 2015, 03:33:51 PM »
Tried gluten free beer once. Yuck. Same night we lost to Baylor. Yuck.

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No you didn't.

Mmmmm yep. Friend's annoying gf has celiac. She brought some gluten free beer. It was not very good.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1570 on: January 15, 2015, 03:35:23 PM »
thought- stuffed crust pizza and the crust is stuffed with hot wings.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1571 on: January 15, 2015, 03:38:06 PM »
thought- stuffed crust pizza and the crust is stuffed with hot wings.

1 boners or 2 boners? dont say boneless. :Yuck:
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1572 on: January 15, 2015, 03:40:23 PM »
thought- stuffed crust pizza and the crust is stuffed with hot wings.

whoa rick let's pump the brakes, i mean i like squirrel meat but you don't see me making pizza crust out of it

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1573 on: January 15, 2015, 03:43:05 PM »
thought- stuffed crust pizza and the crust is stuffed with hot wings.

1 boners or 2 boners? dont say boneless. :Yuck:

your choice. you can get 2 boners or 1 boners but the 2 boner costs two dollars more because it's obviously way better. one dollar more for half and half.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1574 on: January 15, 2015, 03:43:10 PM »
Tried gluten free beer once. Yuck. Same night we lost to Baylor. Yuck.

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No you didn't.

Mmmmm yep. Friend's annoying gf has celiac. She brought some gluten free beer. It was not very good.

I just looked up the FDA's guidelines, and it turns out I was WRONG.  Alcoholic beverages not made from barley and hops are not classified as malt beverages and thus are not subject to the same advertising restrictions.  It turns out that gluten free beer can legally be considered beer, and for that, I apologize.
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