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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1250 on: August 21, 2014, 08:59:05 AM »
i don't really get the whole "pizza is bad for you" stuff
tomatoes = vegetable
cheese = diary
crust = grains

better than some chicken nuggets or whatever else you shove down your gullet 


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1251 on: August 21, 2014, 09:10:31 AM »
i don't really get the whole "pizza is bad for you" stuff
tomatoes = vegetable
cheese = diary
crust = grains

better than some chicken nuggets or whatever else you shove down your gullet
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1252 on: August 21, 2014, 09:21:33 AM »
why not?  it's health food for a healthy poster. 


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1253 on: August 21, 2014, 11:07:40 AM »

only 25 yrs, what is this, amateur hour?  i do love a well done cheese.

Ugh, over-cooked pizza is the worst, give me slightly under-done.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1254 on: August 21, 2014, 11:14:28 AM »
If our only choice is not properly cooked pizza, it's a failure either way.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1255 on: August 21, 2014, 11:20:20 AM »

only 25 yrs, what is this, amateur hour?  i do love a well done cheese.

Ugh, over-cooked pizza is the worst, give me slightly under-done.
There is nothing more cruel in this world than a soggy undercooked pizza.   Its like seeing an Olympic athlete get diabetes and having to hop around on one foot... such a cruel cruel waste.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1256 on: August 21, 2014, 11:30:35 AM »

only 25 yrs, what is this, amateur hour?  i do love a well done cheese.

Ugh, over-cooked pizza is the worst, give me slightly under-done.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1257 on: August 21, 2014, 11:36:10 AM »
Let me sing you an old french folk song about a pizza.  I'll translate it to English as I go for the un-fancy crowd:

I am a pizza,
With some cheese,
Some onions and mushrooms,
And lots of sauce.

I am a pizza,
Ready to eat.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1258 on: August 21, 2014, 12:12:05 PM »
Let me sing you an old french folk song about a pizza.  I'll translate it to English as I go for the un-fancy crowd:

I am a pizza,
With some cheese,
Some onions and mushrooms,
And lots of sauce.

I am a pizza,
Ready to eat.


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1259 on: August 21, 2014, 12:13:11 PM »
If you behave, maybe I'll tell you the one about the elephants going to the fair.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1260 on: August 21, 2014, 12:16:29 PM »

only 25 yrs, what is this, amateur hour?  i do love a well done cheese.

Ugh, over-cooked pizza is the worst, give me slightly under-done.

Get a load of this idiot, 'clams

yup confirmed big time dumbass hemmy has, in fact, been confirmed.
the truth is, asking most places for a well done pizza is asking them to cook it correctly.
the truth is hemmy is such a pizza n00b he likes his pizza undercooked.  :lol:
i know we all are embarrassed for him.


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1261 on: August 21, 2014, 12:23:51 PM »

only 25 yrs, what is this, amateur hour?  i do love a well done cheese.

Ugh, over-cooked pizza is the worst, give me slightly under-done.

Get a load of this idiot, 'clams

yup confirmed big time dumbass hemmy has, in fact, been confirmed.
the truth is, asking most places for a well done pizza is asking them to cook it correctly.
the truth is hemmy is such a pizza n00b he likes his pizza undercooked.  :lol:
i know we all are embarrassed for him.
yep, pizza maybe the only time requesting "well done" is the right choice

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1263 on: August 27, 2014, 07:43:32 PM »
Did things just get hot in here or is that just me :lick:

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1264 on: August 27, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »
Also has anyone eaten at wheat state pizza? Still haven't tried it

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1266 on: August 27, 2014, 08:04:23 PM »
some great stuff here-
http://qz.com/254244/here-is-the-recipe-for-perfectly-browned-pizza-cheese-as-established-by-science/



If the cheese is brown flush it down.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1267 on: August 28, 2014, 08:32:52 AM »
Also has anyone eaten at wheat state pizza? Still haven't tried it

several times. It's OK.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1268 on: August 28, 2014, 08:37:24 AM »
Had Original Pizza last night. Still fantastic after all these years.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1269 on: August 28, 2014, 08:51:51 AM »
Had Original Pizza last night. Still fantastic after all these years.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1270 on: August 28, 2014, 09:02:51 AM »
Also has anyone eaten at wheat state pizza? Still haven't tried it

several times. It's OK.

for some reason I had some feeling that it was my duty to like it but after 3 attempts I can say that it is just bad.

the crust is the worst part, and it's supposed to be their thing. It's soft and dense and spongy and chewy. Not a good pizza crust.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1271 on: August 28, 2014, 11:14:08 AM »
Also has anyone eaten at wheat state pizza? Still haven't tried it

several times. It's OK.

for some reason I had some feeling that it was my duty to like it but after 3 attempts I can say that it is just bad.

the crust is the worst part, and it's supposed to be their thing. It's soft and dense and spongy and chewy. Not a good pizza crust.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1272 on: August 28, 2014, 12:38:03 PM »
Also has anyone eaten at wheat state pizza? Still haven't tried it

several times. It's OK.

for some reason I had some feeling that it was my duty to like it but after 3 attempts I can say that it is just bad.

the crust is the worst part, and it's supposed to be their thing. It's soft and dense and spongy and chewy. Not a good pizza crust.

Yup. Tried both wheat and white crust and both suck. Also I think it was their sauce that was tangy or something.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1273 on: August 28, 2014, 02:05:10 PM »
yeah. wheatstate is not great. i got their chicken fingers once and they were like grade school cafeteria grade. gross. did not eat.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #1274 on: August 28, 2014, 03:58:03 PM »
chicken fingers from a pizza place?  :lol:  good one Rd  :lol:
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