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holy crap! i can't believe sd gave in.

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holy crap! i can't believe sd gave in.

i knew he wouldn't be able to resist jon stewart.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Jon could have just started a 4-H club. Would have been a lot less trouble.

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with precheck, do you show up to the airport later?

Also, is it worth it if I am flying out of Wichita?

Do wichita have TSA Pre and do the security lines get long sometimes? there is a bottle neck at the north terminal in OMA every morning about 7-8AM that wraps the line around the corner so it's great to have in OMA. also depends how much you hate taking off your shoes, removing liquids and laptops, removing your jacket, etc. I hate all of those things a lot and always carry on so it's great for me. Yes, I show up a bit later to the airport because I know my security line won't be a 20 minute wait no matter what.

Wichita has precheck, but I don't think the lines get very long (but I am usually flying out pretty early). I do hate taking off shoes, removing liquids, etc...

OK, I am going to go sign up on Monday.

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Culmination (some kind of Catholic thing?)

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Organized religion - can be one of your choosing or a general review of all of them

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Organized religion - can be one of your choosing or a general review of all of them

#RAPIDFIREREVIEW: If one has it right It's going to (depending on their beliefs) have a lot of "told you!"'s to dish out.

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Chicago nightlife.
Snickers, specifically

Is this where I tried to get HJs from the wait staff?

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Chicago nightlife.
Snickers, specifically

Is this where I tried to get HJs from the wait staff?

Propositioned by staff of other bars in exchange for blow.

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holy crap! i can't believe sd gave in.

i knew he wouldn't be able to resist jon stewart.

getting the jon snow treatment iyam

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PET COWS
The cows as a pet, not the people who own them (Jon Stewart and 4H kids)

WHAT IS IT?
It's an animal. bovine. ungulate (sp?). ruminant (sp?). ruminant means it barfs up its food to chew it more I think. mammal.

IS IT GOOD?
As a pet? no, absolutely not. It's too big to bring inside and it poops bucketfulls of poop constantly. It also doesn't live very long I think though I don't know if one has ever died of old age. If it gets mad at you it can kill you easily. if you try to kill it bare handed it will just stand there and look at you because you cannot hurt it. it will also wander off if you don't have a pretty good fence or pen for it. it will also get sick probably and cough all winter. this will either cause it to die or annoy you.

SUMMARY
It's probably one of the worst pets you can have. maybe a skunk that wasn't tame would be worse.

GRADE: F-

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PET COWS
The cows as a pet, not the people who own them (Jon Stewart and 4H kids)

WHAT IS IT?
It's an animal. bovine. ungulate (sp?). ruminant (sp?). ruminant means it barfs up its food to chew it more I think. mammal.

IS IT GOOD?
As a pet? no, absolutely not. It's too big to bring inside and it poops bucketfulls of poop constantly. It also doesn't live very long I think though I don't know if one has ever died of old age. If it gets mad at you it can kill you easily. if you try to kill it bare handed it will just stand there and look at you because you cannot hurt it. it will also wander off if you don't have a pretty good fence or pen for it. it will also get sick probably and cough all winter. this will either cause it to die or annoy you.

SUMMARY
It's probably one of the worst pets you can have. maybe a skunk that wasn't tame would be worse.

GRADE: F-

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i really thought cows would come out looking better.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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he won't even rapid fire review this? jeesh.

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you aren't always as fast with tacos either cf3

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you aren't always as fast with tacos either cf3

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Minature domestic pigs
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smoking tobacco out of a pipe

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palcohol

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Crescent Moon in Omaha (yay or nay).  Near hotel and I want to watch Royals game.
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Crescent Moon in Omaha (yay or nay).  Near hotel and I want to watch Royals game.

i'll take this one...


WHAT IS IT?
amazing bar with a billion beers and a different bar called huber house in the basement where you drink beer from boots. also crazy big liquor/beer store attached i think

IS IT GOOD?
do you like beer? because this place has it in spades and is right up you alley if you do.

SUMMARY
i mean why not. you're in omaha so there really isn't much else to do. of course you should go here.

GRADE:
A