Author Topic: a thread for tomato haters (Read 4130 times)

massofcatfan · « **on:** April 28, 2015, 07:23:45 AM »

tomatoes taste bad, this includes "YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF MY FRESH FROM THE GARDEN TOMATOES"

plus they have a gross consistency

kslim · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2015, 07:26:06 AM »

you sir are a rough ridin' idiot. that is all

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:04:56 AM »

this is the running for worst threads of all time, and i know a thing or two about bad threads (see every thread i've ever started).

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:05:14 AM »

except the ninja turtles one, that was a good one.

pissclams · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:13:55 AM »

i have an admittedly weird relationship w/ tomatoes...i like salsa, ketchup, and pizza sauce but think whole tomatoes or big chunks of tomatoes are weird/gross.
so sue me.

Tobias · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:17:45 AM »

same here. whole/chunk tomatoes fail the deliciousness vs consistency curve for me

puniraptor · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:33:22 AM »

are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:36:32 AM »

a plum tomato right of the vine is pretty amaze. but in general I do not like raw tomatoes much.

Ptolemy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:44:49 AM »

Ditto! Tomatoes are meant for sauces ONLY.

A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Ptolemy on April 28, 2015, 08:44:49 AM

A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!

you'd eat a lump of poo on a sandwich instead of tomato?

pissclams · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:47:23 AM »

i wouldn't eat the poo. sign me up for the non-poo sandwich list.

Tobias · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:47:31 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on April 28, 2015, 08:33:22 AM

are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.

i won't scrape it off if offered one, but never make them with (i #hack with avocado)

pissclams · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:49:17 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on April 28, 2015, 08:33:22 AM

are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.

true story- i get my BLT's without the L and the T and add mayo. and you know what? it's a hell of a thing thinking that you're going to find something wrong with my choice of food.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:50:50 AM »

oh man, avocado is such an amazing food. the only downside is it gets brown almost immediately after cutting one open and the ready to eat shelf life once ripe is about 45 minutes. mrs. dave loves avocado almost more than anything in the world BUT she has this weird stomach thing that if she eats avocado or bananas (also likes these) she gets super indigestion and is miserable for like 5 hours. she'll always be like "I'll just have a small amount" and then is "OMG why did I have any!? never let me have ANY!". any MDs on here know of what causes this? any medicines to cure it?

kso_FAN · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:54:02 AM »

Tomatoes and avocados! Both are pretty fantastic.

A tomato/avocado salad (heck, throw in some onions too!) tossed with some balsamic/olive oil and feta/parmesan/mozzarella is really, really good.

kslim · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:57:07 AM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on April 28, 2015, 08:54:02 AM

Tomatoes and avocados! Both are pretty fantastic.

A tomato/avocado salad (heck, throw in some onions too!) tossed with some balsamic/olive oil and feta/parmesan/mozzarella is really, really good.

you know what doesnt sound good in that? pickles. therefore onions>avocados>tomatoes>pickles

Ptolemy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:04:49 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 28, 2015, 08:46:21 AM

Quote from: Ptolemy on April 28, 2015, 08:44:49 AM
A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!

you'd eat a lump of poo on a sandwich instead of tomato?

I'd eat neither on my sandwich if I'm making it. But if you're putting a gun to my dome...drop your drawers!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:09:33 AM »

I like tomato based sauces and things cooked with tomatoes in them, but like others I do not really like raw tomatoes. If they are in a sandwich I will eat them. If they are in a salad I will eat a few bites, but usually there are a bunch of tomatoes left in the salad bowl.

Also, I do not like tomato juice which is unfortunate because I would like to like Bloody Marys.

sys · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:46:15 AM »

tomatoes are probably the greatest fruit ever invented. even the people that think they don't like them would find it difficult to imagine wtf they'd eat if tomatoes weren't used in cooking.

The Big Train · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:03:58 AM »

i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between. i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:12:01 AM »

Team clams/tobias

I will also enjoy a slice on a big sammie/burger

kso_FAN · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:53:05 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 10:03:58 AM

i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between. i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Same.

#LIFE · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:56:33 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 10:03:58 AM

i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between. i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.

DQ12 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:46:53 AM »

I like all the sauces (including salsa). I even like diced tomatoes. But i do not like sliced tomatoes for sandwiches and stuff.

TownieCat · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:53:08 AM »

Quote from: #LIFE on April 28, 2015, 10:56:33 AM

Quote from: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 10:03:58 AM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between. i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.

If you don't enjoy the occasional red beer in the morning then you aren't living #LIFE to the fullest.