Too much snacking

[Benja]

only bring very disgusting snacks to work

Sd was being funny but this is actually the best advice. Don't give your dumb monkey brain access to delicious sugar and sodium and it will give up and move on to something else. Like cigarettes or gambling.

[puniraptor]

Puni, that's about the same amount of food I keep in my house. Do you get any work done, or do you just chomp on sardines and dentyne ice all day?

this drawer is only for emergencies (except for the gum which i chomp on all day)

like, if your office loses power for days and you're all locked in because the doors are electronic and all the windows are shatter-proof? How would you decide who you share your 'dines with? Or, would you not tell anyone and try to eat them in secret?

hmm. pretty much everyone knows i have a cache of supplies. honestly i dont think anybody here has enough will to live to share these sardines with me.

the emergency i am envisioning is more like forgetting my breakfast or lunch or if i accidentally hacked a lunch with too few energy units and need some more sustenance to get me through the day.

[puniraptor]

only bring very disgusting snacks to work

Sd was being funny but this is actually the best advice. Don't give your dumb monkey brain access to delicious sugar and sodium and it will give up and move on to something else. Like cigarettes or gambling.

exactly. you have to really really really need a snack to unzip that sardine pouch and squeeze it into your mouth.

[WillieWatanabe]

[Benja]

Like for instance I eat pretty well and I don't smoke so I gamble A crap TON

[puniraptor]

see i couldnt deal with that. that box of candy and that box of candy bars are not making it through a work day in my snack drawer.

[KCFDcat]

This is a snack drawer I can get on board with.

[star seed 7]

[puniraptor]

 

ever make a sandwich with iron kids as the bread and doritos as the meat?

[star seed 7]

 well I might now

[meow meow]

Would have never guessed known picky eater libliblibliblibliblib eats white bread as his choice of bread 

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Hey Mrs. Gooch I believe Wacky has a friend who would be happy to set you up with some hunger-busting shakes. It's kind of a lifestyle, from what I understand.

[Asteriskhead]

buy five cans of tuna, a loaf of bread, a bottle of mustard and a bag of pretzels. this is your lunch. replace the cans of tuna at the start of every work week. replace the other items as needed. BLAMO

[star seed 7]

Would have never guessed known picky eater libliblibliblibliblib eats white bread as his choice of bread 

Really #zapped me

[CNS]

only bring very disgusting snacks to work

Sd was being funny but this is actually the best advice. Don't give your dumb monkey brain access to delicious sugar and sodium and it will give up and move on to something else. Like cigarettes or gambling.

exactly. you have to really really really need a snack to unzip that sardine pouch and squeeze it into your mouth.

What about the vending machine down the hall?  You guys may be chasing ppl to Cheetos and Cheese Itz.

[Asteriskhead]

Would have never guessed known picky eater libliblibliblibliblib eats white bread as his choice of bread 

Really #zapped me

oh crap, got you good, you rough rider.

[Asteriskhead]

Would have never guessed known picky eater libliblibliblibliblib eats white bread as his choice of bread 

Really #zapped me

he's going to put a bar of soap in your beverage next.

[meow meow]

White bread jokes are too much for some people, I get it.

[nicname]

Was pleased, but not surprised to see lib^7's snack drawer fully stocked with sliced white.

[star seed 7]

i like a couple pieces of toast around 10am 

[pissclams]

a good way to cut back on too much snacking is to not snack.  it's called self-control.  how hungry do you have to be before you build yourself a drawer of snacks at your office?

good God- it's been 2 hours since i housed that triple quarter pounder.  I AM STARVING AND WON'T EAT AGAIN FOR 3 HOURS.  HOW???!!!

[The Big Train]

those tums 1000's are a life saver after a long night of paking

[Stevesie60]

Like for instance I eat pretty well and I don't smoke so I gamble A crap TON

There are psychology studies that indicate that humans only have a certain amount of self control. For instance, if you stop smoking you're more likely to eat more, or drink more, etc. Using this logic, the best way to diet is to start smoking.

[GregKSU1027]

i think the sunflower seed oral gymnastics costs more energy than you get from eating the seed

Especially with listeria going around

[Mrs. Gooch]

buy five cans of tuna, a loaf of bread, a bottle of mustard and a bag of pretzels. this is your lunch. replace the cans of tuna at the start of every work week. replace the other items as needed. BLAMO

Are you saying that if I eat a tuna sandwich for lunch I won't get hungry in the afternoon? (Plus I get free pretzels at work.)