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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2015, 03:38:44 PM »
i do not eat apple cores but i do eat the following:

-popcorn seeds that have not popped
-sunflower seeds (whole)

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2015, 03:42:35 PM »
eating sunflower seed shells is worse, imo.
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2015, 03:46:39 PM »
gutting large amounts of chewed up sunflower seed shells has real consequences for your exhaust pipe

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2015, 03:46:49 PM »
you guys are giving away all the #hacks

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2015, 03:47:11 PM »
you assholes are why brisket is expensive now :curse:

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2015, 03:49:18 PM »
Yeah don't ever eat sunflower seeds because I do not enjoy it. I never learned how to do the oral gymnastics required to separate everything

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2015, 04:02:39 PM »
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I do not approve of this technique

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2015, 04:07:59 PM »
Yeah don't ever eat sunflower seeds because I do not enjoy it. I never learned how to do the oral gymnastics required to separate everything
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2015, 04:15:55 PM »
My dog can lick his dick; what a treat that must be.  :D
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2015, 04:20:00 PM »
You know what's gross; my dog can also lick his butt, which he does. 

My wife said the Vet told her that Jose has a problem; he can't control his licker.
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2015, 04:21:07 PM »
Katdaddy,

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2015, 04:29:29 PM »
Katdaddy,
That's my name; don't wear it out!!!
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2015, 04:42:31 PM »
i said i DON'T eat the seeds, SD, because of the cyanide. 


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2015, 04:46:07 PM »
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I do not approve of this technique


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2015, 04:47:28 PM »
so if you don't eat the stem or seeds, what exactly is different from what everyone else is doing?

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2015, 04:49:56 PM »
so if you don't eat the stem or seeds, what exactly is different from what everyone else is doing?
everything besides the stem and the seeds goes in my mouth.  In other words, the remains of the apple consist of the ~ 1 inch stem and some seeds.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2015, 06:35:54 PM »
I take one bite deep because I don't like bites without skin, I don't even get close to the core.

Also I dropped a piece of Apple in my dogs food bowl once and she ate everything in the bowl except the chunk of Apple
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2015, 07:04:41 PM »
I don't like bites without skin.

i never would have figured you for a skins only appler.
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2015, 07:07:57 PM »
I cut mine like a little kid because I have tooth-cracking nightmares

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2015, 07:10:42 PM »
I don't like bites without skin.

i never would have figured you for a skins only appler.

I'll always keep you guessing
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2015, 08:09:58 PM »
On two occasions your pal SB has eaten the entire apple and the accompanying sticker. :gocho:
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2015, 08:48:28 PM »
#TeamDlew #TeamSeeds

Cleaner hands. Don't have to lug around a "core" if you're "on the go." It's the only way to live. It's the original #SnackHack.

AND NO AMOUNT OF PEER PRESSURE IS GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND.




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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2015, 08:57:28 PM »
mine has a quad-core i7 with 16GB of ram and it works great, I want a 8-core pro tho...wait what are we talking about here?

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2015, 09:23:12 PM »
Cores are gross.  Apples are biodegradable.  The world is your compost pile.  #hacked

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2015, 09:23:36 PM »
Cores are gross.  Apples are biodegradable.  Also banana peels.  The world is your compost pile.  #hacked