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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2015, 09:24:56 PM »
Also, maybe no better feeling than throwing a banana peel out the window on the highway and imagining that it is Mario Kart, but then realizing that it is biodegradable and will become soil or whatever and probably grow some beautiful grass or an invasive weed or something.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2015, 10:26:51 PM »

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2015, 01:17:17 AM »
good to know gE.c hero Wondermeal is on my side. 

have fun being on team #anti-wondermeal, idiots.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2015, 06:15:37 AM »
Dlew, you should go on that TV show with the grossout that eats all the disgusting trash all over the world on the travel channel.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2015, 08:44:01 AM »
occasionally I'll eat a peanut, shell and all, but that's about it.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2015, 09:10:10 AM »
occasionally I'll eat a peanut, shell and all, but that's about it.

i do the same but with coconuts


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2015, 09:22:10 AM »
Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2015, 10:10:55 AM »


Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?

If you aren't eating the fat on a steak, you're doing it wrong. Gristle not so much, but fat? :lick:
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2015, 10:25:43 AM »
banana peals and orange rinds? Dlew, I need a ruling.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2015, 11:19:15 AM »
no slobber.

SD, I would definitely join AB on No Reservations.  a couple of hunks eating the exotic foods that americans won't eat because it's not a mcdonalds hamburger.  would probably shoot ratings up by 500%.  great idea.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2015, 11:23:58 AM »
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2015, 12:06:27 PM »
do you eat shrimp tails too?  had an ex that did that.

I do eat whole peanuts though...and sunflower seeds sometimes too.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2015, 09:21:55 AM »



Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?

If you aren't eating the fat on a steak, you're doing it wrong. Gristle not so much, but fat? :lick:

Middle Eastern kabobs often include pieces that are just grilled chunks of fat. They are insanely delicious.
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2015, 09:28:17 AM »
andlew12 zimmern

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2015, 11:05:02 AM »
I really don't think you guys should be eating the shells of nuts. Like the apple core thing makes way more sense than eating shells.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #65 on: March 16, 2016, 01:34:56 PM »
Ok so I've been eating a lot of oranges lately. They're like $1.84 a bag at Aldi. I think I want to try and eat an orange like you eat an apple and eat the whole thing.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2016, 01:45:25 PM »
why would you want to do that?

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2016, 02:09:16 PM »
why would you want to do that?

what if its really great and i'm missing out

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2016, 02:11:23 PM »
i have yet to find anything on earth more bitter than the orange peel

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2016, 02:20:40 PM »
why would you want to do that?

what if its really great and i'm missing out

you're right, definitely do it, post video in this thread

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2016, 02:33:48 PM »
has anyone ever tried to eat a raw egg, shell and all? 


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2016, 02:39:53 PM »
what if it's really good and you're missing out though?


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #72 on: March 16, 2016, 03:01:24 PM »
i bet that if you ate more raw eggs (including shells),  your gums would toughen up.  just bite into one like an apple.  could be great.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #73 on: March 16, 2016, 03:02:12 PM »

i bet that if you ate more raw eggs (including shells),  your gums would toughen up.  just bite into one like an apple.  could be great.
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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #74 on: March 16, 2016, 03:08:43 PM »
i grind the shelled eggs into a calcium-rich slurry which i drink through a straw.  no need to risk the gums.
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