Author Topic: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram) (Read 187524 times)

puniraptor · « **Reply #1500 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:41:22 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 31, 2015, 01:40:35 PM

yeah people here were going crazy. cheering me on and stuff while I ate them. It was just carrots and celery.

raw?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1501 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:41:38 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 31, 2015, 01:37:27 PM

I had carrots and celery. The hack? It was just carrots and celery, no ranch dressing or anything. It was just he carrots and celery. By itself.

This sounds fantastic

AppleJack · « **Reply #1502 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:44:09 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 31, 2015, 01:41:22 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on August 31, 2015, 01:40:35 PM
yeah people here were going crazy. cheering me on and stuff while I ate them. It was just carrots and celery.

raw?

the rawest

puniraptor · « **Reply #1503 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:45:15 PM »

aj, how did you deal with the celery strings? unmercifully?

AppleJack · « **Reply #1504 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:46:47 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 31, 2015, 01:45:15 PM

aj, how did you deal with the celery strings? unmercifully?

oh you mean the xylem and phloem? yeah - not an issue. let's just leave it at that.

pissclams · « **Reply #1505 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:51:14 PM »

this thread: where non-artisans come to play fantasyland games and try to impress their friends with stories about glorified salads

AppleJack · « **Reply #1506 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:52:49 PM »

clams - did you see what I had for lunch today?

puniraptor · « **Reply #1507 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:54:39 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 31, 2015, 01:51:14 PM

this thread: where non-artisans come to play fantasyland games and try to impress their friends with stories about glorified salads

are you going to go to guatemala and get in the local guatemalan's faces when they spend their whole lives carving mayan calendars out of native slate and tell them that they arent artisans?

puniraptor · « **Reply #1508 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:58:15 PM »

if anything, an artisan works in one medium for time immemorial until their craft is mastered beyond any doubt. like a bbq master works in bbq, a sushi master works in sushi, or a slate mayan calendar carver works in slate

puniraptor · « **Reply #1509 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:00:02 PM »

i have a freezer full of random good deals that i need to deplete, so expect to see some more exotic #ackredients in the near future.

pissclams · « **Reply #1510 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:08:02 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 31, 2015, 01:52:49 PM

clams - did you see what I had for lunch today?

do you want the truth?

you ate a non-artisanal salad

puniraptor · « **Reply #1511 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:11:01 PM »

mocat · « **Reply #1512 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:21:27 PM »

omg

AppleJack · « **Reply #1513 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:30:32 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1514 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:32:48 PM »

I disagree that aj ate a salad.

He ate a healthy snack

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1515 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:39:35 PM »

maybe (MAYBE) if aj sliced up the carrots into little tiny carrot chunks and sliced up the celery into little tiny celery chunks and then mixed them together in a bowl, then maybe you could call that a salad, but really that would just be a chicago pizza fake salad.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1516 on:** August 31, 2015, 03:26:58 PM »

i ate three day old royals5 ppjs. the hack? it was supreme and i had to peel the gross black olives and mushrooms off before i ate it.

puniraptor · « **Reply #1517 on:** August 31, 2015, 03:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on August 31, 2015, 03:26:58 PM

i ate three day old royals5 ppjs. the hack? it was supreme and i had to peel the gross black olives and mushrooms off before i ate it.

i cant wait to see tomorrows hack where you #ack those shrooms and olives into an artisinal salad

puniraptor · « **Reply #1518 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:02:26 PM »

i have leftover tasty artisinal home cooked dinner

puniraptor · « **Reply #1519 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:03:57 PM »

You guys will probably never guess the source of this sauce

michigancat · « **Reply #1520 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:04:41 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on September 01, 2015, 01:03:57 PM

You guys will probably never guess the source of this sauce

gates bbq sauce

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1521 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:06:07 PM »

Something asiany

AppleJack · « **Reply #1522 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:07:05 PM »

olive oil

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #1523 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:15:18 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 27, 2015, 12:56:33 PM

dat kraut....

steve dave · « **Reply #1524 on:** September 01, 2015, 01:17:08 PM »

most of this stuff would still make me barf irl if I touched it but it just doesn't make me barf from looking at it anymore. I'm so desensitized.