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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #800 on: May 05, 2015, 07:10:06 PM »
The Y is getting on this #hack train.

http://www.ymcawichita.org/news/6-diet-hacks-you-can-do-home
Those Wichita Y lunch hacks are things that DO suck.

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« Reply #801 on: May 06, 2015, 08:25:17 AM »
The Y is getting on this #hack train.

http://www.ymcawichita.org/news/6-diet-hacks-you-can-do-home
Those Wichita Y lunch hacks are things that DO suck.

"Use a thin slice of avacado"....  :runaway: Do they expect you to waste the rest of the avacado? It only stays good for 2 minutes after you cut it.

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« Reply #802 on: May 06, 2015, 01:47:34 PM »

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #803 on: May 06, 2015, 02:03:38 PM »
Recipe time!



ingredients:

3/4 head of cauliflower at the end of its fridge life that you felt obligated to eat
1/4 head of broccoli at the end of its fridge life that you are obligated to eat
1 raw chicken breast leftover from something else you cooked chick breasts from
many shakes of tony chechere's cajun seasoning
several squirts of tuscan italian artisan kraft brand dressing

chop up cauliflower without cutting your fingertip medium-bad, trim off gross parts, dump in bucket
same with broccoli
while you are doing dishes, put that breast in some water and boil it up (to make it cooked)
par-cook your veggies in the microwave
chop up the chick breast and put in it bucket. cover with spices and dressing, seal with lid and refrigerate.
cook up in microwave and consume.

scoring:

efficiency 5 (i actually did cut my finger medium bad)
frugality 6 (saved these veggies from certain death, deduct point for using bandaid)
deliciousness 1 (this actually did not taste very good)
creativity 4 (stream of consciousness
photogenicness 7
nutritiousness 7 (inarguably life-extending)

bonus category! :

texture 2 (something went wrong boiling the chick breast and it is extremly rubbery. too long? too short? too hot?)

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« Reply #804 on: May 06, 2015, 02:15:27 PM »

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« Reply #805 on: May 06, 2015, 02:22:47 PM »



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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #806 on: May 06, 2015, 02:23:08 PM »
It's sausage potato kale soup

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #807 on: May 06, 2015, 02:32:48 PM »
Straight out of Louisiana!

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #808 on: May 06, 2015, 02:35:33 PM »
Straight out of Louisiana!

whole shrimp in the office  :runaway:

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« Reply #809 on: May 06, 2015, 02:36:36 PM »
Straight out of Louisiana!

whole shrimp in the office  :runaway:
People were terrified when they opened the refrigerator.  :lol:

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« Reply #810 on: May 06, 2015, 02:39:04 PM »
It's sausage potato kale soup

great looking soup, how many gallons did you make?

another picture of the actual bay might run sys off for good :frown:

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« Reply #811 on: May 06, 2015, 02:47:30 PM »
Did you microwave those whole suckers? internal organs and all?

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« Reply #812 on: May 06, 2015, 02:48:25 PM »
Did you microwave those whole suckers? internal organs and all?
Yup. Now everyone in the office is bitching about the seafood smell.  :love: I'm the smelly guy! :surprised:

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #813 on: May 06, 2015, 02:53:42 PM »
You Barf Bros. have fun in here  :buh-bye:

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« Reply #814 on: May 06, 2015, 02:54:48 PM »
your mouse and keyboard have to be disgusting.
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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« Reply #815 on: May 06, 2015, 02:55:35 PM »
Did you microwave those whole suckers? internal organs and all?
Yup. Now everyone in the office is bitching about the seafood smell.  :love: I'm the smelly guy! :surprised:

thats pretty rough ridin' hardcore fanman. i'm impressed.

did any shellfish allergy people try to get up in your face with their swollen faces?

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« Reply #816 on: May 06, 2015, 02:56:11 PM »
It was so good. I didn't think much about it, until you could hear me cracking the heads off and then I was like, I bet they don't like me doing this in here, do they?!  :lol:

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« Reply #817 on: May 06, 2015, 02:57:03 PM »
your mouse and keyboard have to be disgusting.

this reminds me of a great hack i used yesterday:

the wings were very messy so i stacked a pile of paper towels on top of my mouse to manipulate it through the protective layer so i could bbs without scrubbing down between wings

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« Reply #818 on: May 06, 2015, 02:57:15 PM »
Did you microwave those whole suckers? internal organs and all?
Yup. Now everyone in the office is bitching about the seafood smell.  :love: I'm the smelly guy! :surprised:

thats pretty rough ridin' hardcore fanman. i'm impressed.

did any shellfish allergy people try to get up in your face with their swollen faces?
Yeah, one guy did, but then I just grabbed one of the more lively looking shrimp and I had him dance in his face. He ran away. It was a good one!  :lol:

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« Reply #819 on: May 06, 2015, 02:57:59 PM »
Smelly food people are the worst
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« Reply #820 on: May 06, 2015, 02:58:02 PM »


It's sausage potato kale soup

great looking soup, how many gallons did you make?

Not very many.

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« Reply #821 on: May 06, 2015, 02:58:10 PM »
:lol:
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« Reply #822 on: May 06, 2015, 03:06:36 PM »
your mouse and keyboard have to be disgusting.

theyre already disgusting because they are from 1996.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #823 on: May 06, 2015, 03:07:14 PM »
just invited a few coworkers over to see the worlds first laser mouse that wackycat has. were getting a pretty good laugh!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #824 on: May 06, 2015, 03:10:59 PM »
My work has the word technology in their name too.  :frown: