Bonjour!
What we have on the menu here this beautiful afternoon is a classic mixture of classic ingredients. When you eat this you go into the dreamspace and think of your childhood like that dick food editor in ratatatouille that really ended up loving that rat's cooking.

The primary hack on display is that when you have a visitor with special dietary needs you still cook whatever you want for yourself and the other fully-able palates and cook a turkey hotdog for that other person. When you do this you end up with a freezer full of turkey frank packages only missing one frank each. Use these franks later at your convenience to #ack up your beans!
The beans pictured are luxury bush's original baked beans left over from a side dish on inaugural BLT night.
pepper for as long as you have the patience to shake pepper out of the shaker you jacked from your coworker. Heat, to sanitize, in the microwave and consume!