#LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)

[meow meow]

puni, please tell me you are at least in college?

[puniraptor]

puni, please tell me you are at least in college?

i dont understand the question

[puniraptor]

puni, please tell me you are at least in college?

i dont understand the question

jk i understand the question AND i understand you.

[meow meow]

so...

[puniraptor]

puniraptor's lunchacks aren't even true lunchacks

cant you order noods no veggies? if so this would be a pretty good hack because you would get some fresh made noodles instead of scooped out of the panda buffet. panda express has a lunchack for you and it is that there is no sneeze guard between their employees and your food. #microbes #humanbodyhairs

this is good because you get to work out your immune system AND you may get a whole new free entree if you find a big enough hair in it.

[puniraptor]

so...

if you aren't willing to do what it takes at lunch, how will you be ready to do what it takes in life?

[Mr Bread]

puniraptor's lunchacks aren't even true lunchacks

cant you order noods no veggies? if so this would be a pretty good hack because you would get some fresh made noodles instead of scooped out of the panda buffet. panda express has a lunchack for you and it is that there is no sneeze guard between their employees and your food. #microbes #humanbodyhairs

this is good because you get to work out your immune system AND you may get a whole new free entree if you find a big enough hair in it.

panda x is a buffet and that's where the takeout comes from!?    oh no. 

[puniraptor]

puniraptor's lunchacks aren't even true lunchacks

cant you order noods no veggies? if so this would be a pretty good hack because you would get some fresh made noodles instead of scooped out of the panda buffet. panda express has a lunchack for you and it is that there is no sneeze guard between their employees and your food. #microbes #humanbodyhairs

this is good because you get to work out your immune system AND you may get a whole new free entree if you find a big enough hair in it.

panda x is a buffet and that's where the takeout comes from!?    oh no.

panda x is a buffet where only the employees are allowed to scoop from it and it is not all you can eat

[Mr Bread]

hey puni, did you see my sweet vivarin hack with the water from work?  if you really want to take it to next level of lunch hacking you suitcase it.  the vivarin, not the water.  if you did the water, it would just be an enema.  lol. 

[Mr Bread]

puniraptor's lunchacks aren't even true lunchacks

cant you order noods no veggies? if so this would be a pretty good hack because you would get some fresh made noodles instead of scooped out of the panda buffet. panda express has a lunchack for you and it is that there is no sneeze guard between their employees and your food. #microbes #humanbodyhairs

this is good because you get to work out your immune system AND you may get a whole new free entree if you find a big enough hair in it.

panda x is a buffet and that's where the takeout comes from!?    oh no.

panda x is a buffet where only the employees are allowed to scoop from it and it is not all you can eat

okay, that's not a buffet.  #phew

[puniraptor]

hey puni, did you see my sweet vivarin hack with the water from work?  if you really want to take it to next level of lunch hacking you suitcase it.  the vivarin, not the water.  if you did the water, it would just be an enema.  lol.

 

its actually the first time in my life i have ever heard of vivarin, so pretty great hack indeed.

of course i dont think it counts as lunch if you are butting it. could be supper still depending on how #midwest you are?

drinking listerine is a pretty legit hack too. anything that is not generally accepted as food is just asking to be lunchacked.

[Mr Bread]

hey puni, did you see my sweet vivarin hack with the water from work?  if you really want to take it to next level of lunch hacking you suitcase it.  the vivarin, not the water.  if you did the water, it would just be an enema.  lol.

 

its actually the first time in my life i have ever heard of vivarin, so pretty great hack indeed.

of course i dont think it counts as lunch if you are butting it. could be supper still depending on how #midwest you are?

drinking listerine is a pretty legit hack too. anything that is not generally accepted as food is just asking to be lunchacked.

you're still eating the water, it's just you're saving time not eating the vivarin or wasting energy swallowing it and working it down your esophagus.  less energy expended in the consumption, so it's more efficient.

[Mr Bread]

one time when i was really drunk as a younger bread i put a bunch of barbecue sauce and baby carrots on a jack's frozen pizza (sausage and muchroom iirc) and then baked it.  it was inedible.  that's what puni's lunches remind me of a lot of the time.

[puniraptor]

oh wow! why settle for vivarin when jet alert is available?

It's easy t' take!

[puniraptor]

one time when i was really drunk as a younger bread i put a bunch of barbecue sauce and baby carrots on a jack's frozen pizza (sausage and muchroom iirc) and then baked it.  it was inedible.  that's what puni's lunches remind me of a lot of the time.

not a jacks fan, but that doesnt sound inedible. I am actually always suprised by how much I like roasted carrots. I just never think about them you know?

[Mr Bread]

one time when i was really drunk as a younger bread i put a bunch of barbecue sauce and baby carrots on a jack's frozen pizza (sausage and muchroom iirc) and then baked it.  it was inedible.  that's what puni's lunches remind me of a lot of the time.

not a jacks fan, but that doesnt sound inedible. I am actually always suprised by how much I like roasted carrots. I just never think about them you know?

12 minutes in the oven didn't really roast them.  just dried them out. 

[Mr Bread]

if you want to feel sick and jittery then take a bunch of jet alert instead of the vivarin you normally take. 

[Mr Bread]

also it's very habit forming. 

[Mr Bread]

meaning daily large doses of caffeine pills no matter the brand

[puniraptor]

im addicted to the coffee ritual of drinking a pot and going to the bathroom every 45 minutes. does it give me that?

[Skipper44]

was hoping for some amazing Easter supper leftovers lunchax 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Today's #lunchack...

Salad consisting of fish from a fish taco leftover from last night's dinner (grilled cod), salad from the bag of salad I bought for lunch on Monday, cheese which I have been using on salads for a week or so, dressing I keep in the work fridge.

Hummus (which I bough on Monday on sale & with a coupon) with some pita chips & pretzels (which were in the work snack cabinet - provided by my work).

1 deviled egg leftover from last night's dinner (that black is balsamic whatever, not rottenness)

Iced tea made at work.

Deliciousness 5
Frugality 6
Efficiency 6

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[puniraptor]

[Mrs. Gooch]

Chicken, cran-raisins, green apple, pecans, mayo

[puniraptor]

Today's #lunchack...

Salad consisting of fish from a fish taco leftover from last night's dinner (grilled cod), salad from the bag of salad I bought for lunch on Monday, cheese which I have been using on salads for a week or so, dressing I keep in the work fridge.

Hummus (which I bough on Monday on sale & with a coupon) with some pita chips & pretzels (which were in the work snack cabinet - provided by my work).

1 deviled egg leftover from last night's dinner (that black is balsamic whatever, not rottenness)

Iced tea made at work.

Deliciousness 5
Frugality 6
Efficiency 6

this is great. you are pushing benji levels of variety. that deviled egg looks charred but i will take you for your word on the balsamico.