Author Topic: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram) (Read 161967 times)

pissclams · « **Reply #376 on:** April 07, 2015, 10:20:43 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 07, 2015, 10:03:16 AM

hack some panda X with a chile/mustard sauce packet mix?

i'm hacking panda x today, maybe we should have a good old fashioned panda x hackoff

i've been hacking the crap out of potbelly lately, came up with a massive hack by adding bacon to my turkey swiss and then getting only mustard on it for the topping. the dudes behind the counter literally look like they've seen a ghost when i hack them so hard.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #377 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:59:01 AM »

Subway - turkey and prov on parm oregano, no other toppings

Hack - toasted bread only!

steve dave · « **Reply #378 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:01:37 PM »

k, here goes the panda X hack-of-the-day (#PXHOTD):
-string bean chicken because they don't have whatever the spicy chicken breast that was the seasonal special anymore.
-fried rice
-hot mustard
-stir all of the stuff together so the rice gets stuck to the chicken and vegetables with the mustard
-you think that was the hack? nope, the hack is that I got the super healthy string bean chicken in order to get the fried rice instead of something like mongolian beef and steamed rice. the additional hack is that I saved even more empty trash calories by the lady forgetting to give me my fortune cookie. #PXHOTD

Trim · « **Reply #379 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:24:45 PM »

I'm gonna have hemmy print the above post and if I walk by the fortune teller later I'll see if I can get a free one for sd. NCJF hack.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #380 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:36:59 PM »

Hamburger (Made from last night)
Sweet potato fries (Homemade)
Jalapenos
lettuce
spicy pickles
tomato
cracker barrel chz

pissclams · « **Reply #381 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:40:15 PM »

today i had probably the best LH of all time, not even kidding.

my panda express LH's are legendary in their own right but today i just took it all to level 11 on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the best. yup, that's what she said.

my order: chow mein, sweet fire chicken breast x 2, cream cheese rangoon x 3, a side of teriyaki, and 4 packets of soy sauce.
first thing is first, you're probably wondering what the hell i did with 4 packets of soy sauce. well, the answer is simple, i threw them away. #hacked4life
next up, the chow mein. i spent the first 10-15 minutes of my lunch extracting all of the celery, cabbage, and onions from the noodles. i'm not exactly sure how long this took, i kind of lost track as i was having so much fun with my vegetable removal that i lost track of time. what was left was nothing but delicious chow mein noodles sitting next to a double order of sweet fire chicken. #jealousofmyhack? i threw all of the vegetables away. #hackedlifestyle
boom, open the teriyaki and dip the rangoon into the delicious sauce. after i ate all 3 rangoon, i took the remaining teriyaki and poured it over the sweet fire chicken. #luv2hack

when it's all said and done i absolutely rewrote how to LH and hopefully some of you downgrades took notes because this type of educational experience costs a lot of money at big name schools around the globe.

puniraptor · « **Reply #382 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:59:11 PM »

steve dave · « **Reply #383 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:02:00 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #384 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:14:36 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #385 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:17:24 PM »

what did you name this #hack

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #386 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:42:42 PM »

wacky do you take like 18 tums a day?

sys · « **Reply #387 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:47:59 PM »

i can't get over ben ji and his rotating medley of snacks. 4 different snack items, wow.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #388 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:49:08 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 07, 2015, 01:42:42 PM

wacky do you take like 18 tums a day?

Not really. My body has adapted to my fiery cravings.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #389 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:46:07 PM »

I had three vivarin and 30 ounces of water. The hack was that the water is from work. Followed by some of my own listerine total care. Vivarin, also mine. #hacklife #hackyoshit #hackattack

puniraptor · « **Reply #390 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:59:02 PM »

OK!

Quote from: puniraptor on April 07, 2015, 12:59:11 PM

what we have here is a can of black beans (mostly drained), a small baggie of chopped up assorted vegetation (leftover from some baller chicken salad), and chunky salsa, spiced with copious amounts of chili chowder, tumeric, and cumin.

efficiency 6 (wasted non perishable bean can)
frugality 7 (ray rays selling black bean cans for $0.49)
deliciousness 3 1 (started out ok until i realized that the vegetation mix included green apple bits. horror.)
creativity 5
photogenicness 7
nutritiousness 6 (incomplete protein profile probably! [cant find any info on the amino acids in this brand of medium chunky salsa])

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #391 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:00:20 PM »

Puni, these meals are self abuse.

puniraptor · « **Reply #392 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:00:57 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 07, 2015, 03:00:20 PM

Puni, these meals are self abuse.

when you mature, you will realize that there are more flavors out there than "good"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #393 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:02:30 PM »

puni eats like he sat down, did the math and realized that he only had $1.57 a day to spend on food. it's very interesting and i really enjoy it.

puniraptor · « **Reply #394 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on April 07, 2015, 01:17:24 PM

what did you name this #hack

puni's anytime (vegan) chili for one

Tobias · « **Reply #395 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:04:53 PM »

was this cold or heated? could be a bizarro-world gazpacho #hack

steve dave · « **Reply #396 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:05:25 PM »

if my 2 year old was allowed free access to the kitchen he would arbitrarily pick out ingredients which, when combined, would create a lunch more appetizing than the garbage puni eats 95% of the time. the other 5% he would probably grab like cleaning products or something.

puniraptor · « **Reply #397 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on April 07, 2015, 03:04:53 PM

was this cold or heated? could be a bizarro-world gazpacho #hack

heated to scalding in the micro'. i never thought of boosting the efficiency and frugality to extreme levels by not cooking it. but im not paying for the energy and i'm afraid it would be inedible.

steve dave · « **Reply #398 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:07:19 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 07, 2015, 03:05:25 PM

if my 2 year old was allowed free access to the kitchen he would arbitrarily pick out ingredients which, when combined, would create a lunch more appetizing than the garbage puni eats 95% of the time. the other 5% he would probably grab like cleaning products.

or like a trash bag or something

pissclams · « **Reply #399 on:** April 07, 2015, 03:16:54 PM »

puniraptor's lunchacks aren't even true lunchacks